作者samonella (Sea Bird)
看板joke
标题[笑话] 差一号
时间Thu Apr 28 00:27:31 2005
吝啬鬼老张自杀获救,
社工人员前往探视: [您怎麽了??]
老张: [两个礼拜前, 我拿一千块去签了六合彩,
由於前一天晚上我梦到我老婆牵着我家那只狗,
於是我就签了79(妻狗).....]
社工: [输一千元也用不着自杀啊!!]
老张: [我中了一百万....]
社工(张大嘴巴): [.......那不是很好吗??]
老张: [我拿那一百万上礼拜又签了,
由於前一天晚上我梦见我老婆牵着我儿子,
於是我签了72(妻儿)....]
社工: [钱财乃身外之物, 输一百万多是多, 也犯不着自杀啊!]
老张: [我中了一千万.....]
社工(下巴掉落): [这....这....这太好了呀!!]
老张: [昨天我拿那一千万又签了.....]
社工: [哦? 您梦到??]
老张: [我老婆跟隔壁老张, 所以我签了 70 (妻邻).....]
社工: [又...又....又中了吗??]
老张突然发疯, 大吼大叫: [他妈的差一号, 他开 ６９!!!!!]
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