作者leon103009 (木留 木连)
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标题[转录][ＸＤ] 凤凰与母燕
时间Mon Jul 28 15:29:39 2008
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: francistiger (今晚打老虎--闪耀的笑点) 看板: joke
标题: [ＸＤ] 凤凰与母燕
时间: Mon Jul 28 13:43:16 2008
凤凰来袭，就算全台停止上班上课，但对两个新婚的燕子来说，根本没有休息的
日子，这一天，公燕还是辛勤地出外找食物，母燕则依旧留在原地守护自己的家.....
狂风阵阵吹，就算母燕知道这样下去很危险，但她还是死守着自己的家不逃走，
等待着公燕回来 ~ 直到无情的狂风把她连人带巢都吹走了.....
跌落在地的母燕不停啜泣着，有一只路过的伯劳鸟看见了，便上前慰问她.......
伯劳鸟：「小姐 ~ 小姐 ~ 你怎麽了？」
母燕：「.................................................
「我巢吹了....」
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