作者maxisam (伪.强者)
看板GossipGirl
标题[GG ] Gossip Girl New Year's Resolutions
时间Thu Jan 7 21:35:17 2010
这篇很好笑 XD
Happy New Year to all from the Gossip Girl Insider staff. We hope your spirit
is renewed as you begin 2010. We also hope you aren't too hung over today.
Did you make any resolutions this year? Ones you plan on keeping for a day or
more? What do you think the Upper East Siders would resolve to do?
Here are some New Year's resolutions we came up with for the Gossip Girl
gang. Submit your own in the comments and we'll add them to the list!
Rufus Humphrey: Get a job; Get a new haircut;
Get my balls back; Lose some
weight; Become the Sexy Brooklyn Dad I used to be
Lily van der Woodsen: Occasionally try being honest; Find a motherly bone in
my body;
Sleep with my actual husband.
Chuck Bass: Track down that woman, she may be my mother; Get my scarf back;
Marry Blair. Open the perfect club.
Eric van der Woodsen: Reconcile with Jonathan; Follow through on plan to make
Sawyer queen; Establish my own rule.
Blair Waldorf: Less NYU plotting, more role playing; Get drunk and do
something stupid; Hang out more with the NJBC.
Serena van der Woodsen: Be less conservative with my outfits;
Read a book.
Jenny Humphrey: Get on top of the school ... and
Nate; Stop selling drugs.
Daniel Humphrey: Have more threesomes; Wear more flannel; Keep on giving
high-fives to strangers.
Nathaniel Archibald: Emote;
Act like I'm actually attending Columbia; Track
down Trip and punch him again;
Stay with Serena.
Vanessa Abrams: Stop sucking (and falling in love with people I just met).
Georgina Sparks: Return for revenge on B;
Make Dan love me!
Dorota: If I have a boy, name him DANdy;
Make Blair pay for the wedding.
板上强者众多 来翻译一下这篇吧 :p
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1F:→ maxisam:不过 英文也不难就是了 大家可以看看 还蛮有趣的 01/07 21:35
2F:推 ashinLu:大推这篇 xD 01/07 21:47
3F:→ qhforever:好多地方都让人噗哧XDDDDDDD 01/07 21:48
4F:推 s910928:太XD了 不过自认不算强者 不敢现丑 01/07 21:53
5F:推 neverli:跟ptt很多文一样 最後一句最好笑 01/07 21:59
6F:推 cynthia1207:C好直接好man >///////< 01/07 22:03
7F:推 untillittil:这篇好好笑 XD 01/07 22:07
8F:推 rocahoward:都快忘了Nate是学生了 01/07 22:12
9F:推 mr81lakers:Lily的好好笑 01/07 22:38
10F:推 justrelax:XDDDDDDDD Nate的真的很好笑! 01/07 23:05
11F:推 japanzara:好好笑喔XDDDDD 01/08 00:26
12F:推 nike923123:NJBC?? 01/08 21:39
13F:→ nike923123:完全忘记下一篇是翻译= = 01/08 21:40
14F:推 nike923123:Dorota太可爱了XD 01/08 21:41
15F:推 gwen0128:"Act like I'm actually attending Columbia" XD 01/09 21:14
16F:推 july22:Marry Blair. Yes! I do! 01/10 00:12
17F:推 Garibay:推Nate的emote,呼应那次毕业舞台剧的大笑点XD 01/11 01:52