GG Spoilers: "The Age of Dissonance" Recap 巨雷! recap就是剧情大意 本篇就是218剧情大意 !!! Because Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage and the people at the CW are so awesome, they sent Gossip Girl Insider an advance copy of "The Age of Dissonance." CW已经把218寄给我们看了 !!!! (OS: XXXX的勒 我也要低调一份) In exchange for the opportunity to watch the episode early, we've been asked not to reveal any major plot details. But we know that you crave Gossip Girl spoilers almost as hard as you do Chair lovin', we've recapped the full episode for you. 我们知道你们都想看 所以我们大致上简介整部剧情 However, you have to hold up your end of the bargain. Gossip Girl's long-term success depends on ratings, and the CW worries they will drop if the plot is given away. So if you read our recap, you not only have to promise to watch Monday, but find one Gossip Girl virgin and convince them to watch, too. 但是你们可是要守信用阿 看了我们的剧情大意後 礼拜一还是要开电视 然後再拉一个没看过的人一起看 That way, Gossip Girl's ratings will go up! Cool? Cool. Alright, now that we're all in agreement here, consider this your final Gossip Girl spoiler alert, and follow the link for our official recap of "The Age of Dissonance." 接下来就是Recap啦 ! (OS: 夭寿长) Episode Guide Welcome back, Gossip Girl . How we missed your snarky one-liners and ridiculously lovable story lines. The show doesn't waste any time throwing us into the latter: every year, The Constance Billard and St. Jude seniors apparently put on a school play. 要公演啦 (OS:酒赖也正在搞这个) Participation is mandatory and this year's selection is "The Age of Innocence." 强制参加 今年主题: The Age of Innocence (OS:话说 酒赖要演啥?) Of course, as Nate notes, Chuck manages to wiggle his way out of it with a doctor's note that confirms "a minute case of stage fright" for young Mr. Bass. C 叫医生帮他搞了一个证明 - 舞台恐惧症 - 所以不用演 In the night's best, most subtle dig at Jeremy Piven, Nate says Chuck should have gone with "mercury poisoning" instead. Well played, Archa minute case ofibald. This is a good time to get Chuck's story line out of the way as quickly as the writers did: Free from the constraints of the play, Chuck sits down at a restaurant, only to spot fellow rich boy/arch nemesis Carter Baizen. 双C王见王 Before these two can catch up, though, Elle walks over to the table. 神秘保母E出现 Carter knows her by a different name, but no matter: this is definitely the mysterious girl that plays an unknown role in the society to which Bart Bass belonged. Upon seeing Chuck, Elle dashes out of the establishment. She later shows up at Chuck's apartment, though, and says she needs a way out of the country. Everyone's favorite Basshole must enlist the help of his enemy for this task, as Carter has some serious fake passport connections. 原来E搭上 Carter是为了要逃出国 As soon as Chuck drops Elle off in Carter's limo, though, Baizen tells the driver to step on it, as he shows Chuck the tattoo on his wrist: it's the secret society symbol. Nooooo! C把E拉出Carter的车时 Carter秀了出他手腕上的 神秘组织标志 Later on, Chuck shows up at Elle's building (thinking she has her passport and the two of them can disappear together), only for her to say the society didn't wish her harm. They just wanted her to sign confidentiality papers and gave her money to do so. So, you never cared about me, Chuck asked, as Elle made her getaway. No, she replied, adding: you have a good heart. You should use it on someone that cares. In other words: this entire storyline evidently served as a way to motivate Chuck to fight for Blair. C跑去找E 大概是想跟她私奔 -_-||| 不过E说秘密组织只是希望E拿钱然後消失 所以E就打算消失; C就说 所以你就不管我了 哭哭 ; E说 不 你是个好人 你应该爱你真正关心你的人 (搞半天 这段线只是来拖戏的-__-|||) Speaking of Blair: Miss Waldorf receives terrible news as soon as the episode begins. Nelly Yuki got into Yale instead of her. Moreover, the Head Mistress confirms that someone leaked Blair's hazing of Ms. Carr to the school and they rescinded her early acceptance as a result. 有人走漏消息给Yale说B欺负老师 所以B的Yale梦掰了 Nelly Yuki则进Yale Nelly pleads not guilty to this charge, so Blair is left to wonder who ratted her out. The suspicions intensify as everyone received a Gossip Girl blast that outlines Blair's former, shady relationship with Marcus. Nelly Yuki说不是她背刺B的 然後B又被爆跟Marcus的事情 Now, Blair knows who the culprit must be: Vanessa. Who else would possess this information? Vanessa, of course, denies involvement. She's too busy to talk about it at length, though, as Serena has enlisted V's help: S has a crush on the self-involved play director and needs Vanessa to help her get his attention. B认为是V干的 不过 V说人不是他杀的 V正忙着帮S搞定一个自恋导演 A plan is hatched: The director, Julian, heads over to Serena's apartment prior to opening night of the play. As they read lines together, Vanessa is on a blue-tooth, whispering helpful pieces of information into Serena's ear, the sort of insight into old books and movies that a haughty, stuffy director would appreciate. Unfortunately, Nate overhears Vanessa speaking sweet nothings into the phone - for Serena to relay to Julian across town, remember - and thinks she is speaking to Julian herself. He suspects that something is going on between these two. S在跟自恋导演讨论 然後透过蓝芽耳机接收V的小抄 以便可以讲得头头是道 N刚好听到V在讲话 刚好V讲到比较恶心的一段 所以N就以为V再跟导演调情 (OS:有没有这麽虽) Something is definitely going on between Dan and Rachel. Even though Rufus intercepts a note intended for Dan - which includes a key and an invitation to meet her at her apartment that night - and tells both Rachel and Dan to end it, neither can deny attraction for the another. They end up having sex in the costume room at school. Way to go, Humphrey! Cut to the play itself, where all Hell breaks loose: DR两个搞的正火 虽然被D爸抓包 不过 两个还是继续搞 甚至在学校更衣室里 (OS: 姊姊饿很久了~) With tensions mounting between various characters - another Gossip Girl blast earlier in the episode outed Serena's appearance in Page Six as the only reason she got into Yale, causing S to blame B for the betrayal - none can remain in character. GG爆料S因为花边新闻多 所以才被Yale接受 S跑去怪B背叛他 Nate accuses Julian of stealing his girlfriend, while Blair and Serena go at it like only they can. Backstage - after Julian is actually given props by The New York Times critic in attendance because he supposedly combined a classic play with modern teenage angst - Dan realizes that Rachel was the one that blasted Gossip Girl with the damaging information about Blair. He confronts her. She doesn't deny it. D终於发现原来背後的黑手原来是R D直问R R没有否认 Dan ends things with Rachel and tells Blair that she's the one responsible for ruining her chances at Yale (Dan also mentions to Blair that he banged the teacher in the costume room; why keep that information to yourself?!?). D告诉B这一切都是R干的 When Blair threatens Rachel, the latter breaks down and apologizes. B恐吓R R崩溃&道歉 (OS:说实在的 D这样做对的起R吗) Blair has an epiphany: she brought all this on herself. Sure, Ms. Carr should have acted in a mature manner. But Blair has been a conniving, dishonest, selfish individual for years. B顿悟了 XDXD 这一切都是自作自受 In the end, she has no one to blame but herself for her life falling apart. B最後不怪任何人了 Here's where everyone stands as the episode ends: Rachel leaves Dan a note, saying she's sorry and she is returning to Iowa; Vanessa and Nate clear the air regarding the Julian misunderstanding, but also realize they have little in common; Blair is sitting at a bar, sulking, drinking by herself... but only for a short period of time. Carter sidles up next to her, buys the downtrodden B a drink and has her hand on her leg as we fade to black. R回玉米州了 VN弄清误会了 不过也发现他们俩实在有点没交集 B一个人孤单寂寞的去Bar喝酒 没多久 Carter摸上去了 Orz 是真的手放大腿的摸 (OS: 有没有这麽好摸啊 我也要去Bar摸很大 摸不用钱) 本集结束 -- 我想当一个坏人. --

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