作者right808 (太荒谬了)
看板StupidClown
标题[听错] 差很多。
时间Sun Jan 23 23:48:35 2011
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一名女子与男友吵架
大哭大闹之际愤怒飙出
"你不要再逼我，要不然我自慰给你看!!!!!!"
尽管她後来立刻反口尖叫地说
"是自杀!!自杀自杀自杀!!!"
但也满好奇这种口误他俩和好没。
以上为友人不吝分享，本人认为极为厚糗丢脸因此po上来
呵呵。
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4F：推 keithjr:这就是传说中的打手枪自杀法吗 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 23:53
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6F：→ eightpen:打了二十分钟的手枪!! 01/23 23:54
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8F：推 Hans14:加油加油加油!!! 01/23 23:56
9F：推 Wynners:传说中活活爽死????XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:00
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12F：推 clarence7831:是女的!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:08
13F：推 m4z06:哈:D这这....口误也太... 01/24 00:09
14F：推 gnidnic:你这样要我不逼你也难 01/24 00:11
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16F：推 evabird:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:12
17F：→ evabird:[新闻] 有一名年轻女子疑似爽死 01/24 00:13
18F：→ j04516250: 在 01/24 00:13
19F：推 xyz:蛮屌的XD 01/24 00:13
20F：推 transitions:口误还是心声XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:13
21F：推 DreamFly0811:完全戳到我的笑点哈哈哈哈哈ㄚㄚ哈哈ㄚ哈阿哈啊 01/24 00:14
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23F：推 Hateson:完全戳到我的点哈哈哈哈哈ㄚㄚ哈哈ㄚ哈阿 01/24 00:15
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28F：推 myopia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:18
29F：推 smoky314:一堆宅男宅女高兴成这样..他们两个正在床尾合呢~ (XDDDD) 01/24 00:19
30F：推 juice044:值得推荐！ 01/24 00:19
31F：推 sazuki:还、蛮、屌、的 01/24 00:23
32F：推 Inland: 长这麽大第一次看到这种要求 01/24 00:23
33F：推 ko74652:哈哈哈哈哈 01/24 00:23
34F：推 cyranoh:跟新注音一样 那名女子习惯成自然 01/24 00:27
35F：推 sandylove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:31
36F：推 j8866yanzi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:32
37F：推 Iamjoker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:35
38F：推 Lendies:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:35
39F：→ Bking1300:女叫官:我是全校B最紧的叫官 01/24 00:35
40F：推 sigsig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:36
41F：推 futae:男友表示：非常期待 01/24 00:39
42F：推 royalkevin:某官员对立委说:你逼太紧了 我快要干不下去了 01/24 00:39
43F：推 minaminamina:!! 01/24 00:44
44F：推 vills:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:45
45F：推 Hodou:图呢？ 01/24 00:52
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50F：推 v6v69:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 01:00
51F：推 ainia0719:他发现念错的时候不会笑场吗XDDD 01/24 01:02
52F：推 ciao816:XD 01/24 01:07
53F：→ yuan860721:要我不逼也难 01/24 01:08
54F：推 milkteaease:笑死我笑死我!!! 01/24 01:12
55F：推 crazy84128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 01:13
56F：推 k920187:男友:我帮你 01/24 01:16
57F：推 wumeimei:应该吵不下去了吧~好好笑喔!!以後吵架用这招!! 01/24 01:18
58F：推 declineangel: 这个要求我还是第一次听说 XD!!! 01/24 01:25
59F：推 bottega:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 01:29
60F：推 happymama:XD 01/24 01:30
61F：推 muska0312:这口误也太冏了吧...不过应该马上就和好了吧... 01/24 01:31
62F：推 vacuum40173:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 01:36
63F：推 gr1031:瞬间合好的大绝XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 01:37
64F：推 windinjury:其实她想要和好才会故意口误吧:P 01/24 01:43
65F：→ ooXD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 01:45
66F：推 poikz:怎麽没人推「先承认你就是你朋友」的梗 01/24 02:10
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78F：推 zaoa3345678:很靠夭 01/24 12:36
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80F：推 frankfgt:阿拉哈哈哈哪哈哈 阿阿阿阿ㄏㄏㄚ 01/24 12:40
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84F：推 stes5115:为什麽某楼推文我看成 正在床 尾和 = =" 01/24 12:59
85F：→ stes5115: 尾合 01/24 13:00
86F：推 Armuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 13:10
87F：推 tiffany0303:XDDDD 我大笑了 她男人大概傻眼吧 冏 01/24 13:10
88F：推 ning0201:温腥 01/24 13:21
89F：→ Greed623:XDDDD 01/24 13:22
90F：推 hcf7657:哈哈!!我也常口误...有笑有推 01/24 13:23
91F：→ thomas0255:第一次看到这样威胁XD 01/24 13:27
92F：推 Stylux:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 13:33
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98F：推 sebu:XD 01/24 14:40
99F：→ sxobb:给他爆!!如何!!! 01/24 14:59
100F：推 Nowitzness:该不会你是那女子的男友吧? 01/24 15:09
101F：推 ZaX10A:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 15:10
102F：推 johnyy:我想要推...生命是美好的^.< 盛怒之余请小心说话唷 01/24 15:28
103F：推 olivia1124:xdddddddddddddd 01/24 15:30
104F：推 cyranoh:从那名女子口误来看 可以确定她一定体验过生命是美好的 01/24 15:33
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108F：推 yajinueda:就逼她了吧！！xDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 15:54
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111F：推 uromam:wwww 01/24 16:16
112F：推 ggaabbcc:口误的也太偏差XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 16:21
113F：推 sakabato:承认你就是你同学啦XDDDD 01/24 16:21
114F：→ tfairyland:XDDDDDDD 男:终於等到了ㄎㄎDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 16:25
115F：推 dimit0811:XD 01/24 16:28
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117F：推 woieyufan:楼下让她爆 01/24 16:33
118F：推 pinkcandy:爆 01/24 16:34
119F：推 airysky:喔~ 爆了耶 01/24 16:38
120F：推 ms920:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 16:46
121F：推 u04vul:真的是笑死我了XXXD 01/24 16:56
122F：推 ben3683:只好逼你了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 16:57
123F：推 qvTYTvp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 16:58
124F：推 notettu:没听过这种要求XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 16:58
125F：推 kahigh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 17:27
126F：推 peiimayday:这威胁好特别XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 17:41
127F：推 kria5304:男:了不起啊 我也会啊 01/24 17:50
128F：→ s9405303:如果那男的真的继续逼她，她也许真的会自慰哦。 科科 01/24 18:28
129F：推 quion: 男友当场听到应该觉得很好笑吧 ＸＤＤ 01/24 18:33
130F：推 ru5229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 19:20
131F：推 trustmyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 19:21
132F：推 zhenhong0227:我的泡面喷出来了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 19:49
133F：→ hontsa:骂到笑出来 = = 01/24 19:55
134F：推 sket119:我如果是男友大概会笑到吵不起来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 20:20
135F：推 Murasaki0110:不逼不是男人 01/24 20:32
136F：推 liao777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 20:52
137F：推 idlypanda:-_- 01/24 20:53
138F：→ aoiaoi:没有当场笑场吗 XD 01/24 21:03
139F：→ smoky314:(小声说: 我觉得可以当SXD新企划) 01/24 21:06
140F：推 ambercoffee:XDXDXDXDXDXD 01/24 21:38
141F：→ Yie:XDDD 01/24 21:39
142F：推 clothk80419:男友更鸡动 01/24 21:46
143F：推 ujane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 21:46
144F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 21:53
145F：→ crueangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 22:05
146F：推 shengwen:板标板标板标 你不要逼我~~~~~~~~~~~ 01/24 22:23
148F：→ gjgjg:让我想起这个影片XDD 01/24 22:31
149F：推 icyling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 22:52
150F：推 yingsiou:XDDDDDDDD 干! 憋笑好痛苦!!!!!! 01/24 23:00
151F：推 ambrose51107:完全戳到我的笑点哈哈哈哈哈ㄚㄚ哈哈ㄚ哈阿哈啊 01/24 23:02
152F：→ babylin0425:XDDDDD应该马上会笑出来吧 01/25 00:21
153F：推 Mars973062:第一次听到有人这样要求的.. 01/25 00:28
154F：推 zaoa3345678:慾仙慾死XDDD 01/25 00:46
155F：推 kcchungx:这实在是不推不行阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 00:51
156F：推 jeff7272:怎麽没人推"先承认原PO就是你朋友"?? 01/25 01:13
157F：推 pretending:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 01:22
158F：推 N1KE:要是我一定就炒下去 01/25 02:43
159F：推 summeruse:天阿XD 01/25 02:47
160F：→ summeruse:那影片好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 02:47
161F：推 kersihi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 03:03
162F：推 a569:女友是指"自卫"吧...後来发现会被误会吧...没人这样感觉吗... 01/25 05:23
163F：→ a569:这其实不是口误 是听误(误 01/25 05:23
164F：推 kuo1102: 按摩棒借你 ( 递 ) 01/25 09:14
165F：推 byon1009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 10:18
166F：→ p78533578:满清十大酷刑，骑木马 01/25 11:31
167F：推 loading1:真好 01/25 12:40
168F：推 chen5244:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 12:59
169F：推 newkoida:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 13:14
170F：推 dreambearsp:我笑到一定要离开这个页面不然会有生命危险 01/25 15:05
171F：→ r066895177:不想看= = 01/25 16:10
172F：推 diamant:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 18:44
173F：推 Lunachen:XDDDDDDD 01/25 20:00
175F：推 yo0703:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 21:02
176F：推 hs311268:这太好笑了...可能男生会继续逼下去吧 01/25 21:02
177F：推 rm6y72:男:好阿 01/25 21:34
178F：推 DLHZ:dreambearsp:我笑到一定要离开这个页面不然会有生命危险 01/25 22:11
179F：推 aminyoyo:太强大了 XDDDDDDD 01/25 22:13
180F：推 jasonsquare:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/26 02:30
181F：推 Chinre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/26 10:18
182F：推 cccareit:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 太强了！ 01/26 10:31
183F：→ dormice:XDDDDDDDDDDd 01/26 12:08
184F：推 br11k:好好笑阿～～在萤幕前面傻笑ㄌ 01/26 12:30
185F：推 q09125293:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD是女的XDDDDDDDDD 01/26 13:16
186F：推 cussam:XD 01/26 15:14
187F：推 momomiya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/26 20:13
188F：推 petwing:你根本就是在逼我要逼你嘛！ 01/26 21:18
189F：推 r19880603:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/26 23:35
190F：推 arrakis:超可爱XD 01/27 03:16
191F：推 suckpopo:"我亲眼看到他打了二十分钟的手枪!" 01/27 12:05
192F：→ darkfantasy:男:BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 01/27 18:06
193F：推 JUDO610:我笑啦~~~!!!! 01/27 21:04
194F：推 len53:不可以逼太紧 01/28 15:44
195F：推 Irenekt:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/28 20:05
196F：推 turningright:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/30 13:58
197F：推 luffy7532442:嘴里的食物差点喷出来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 04:17
198F：→ Abelnight:他们在打闹吧?? 01/31 16:08
199F：推 paggy994:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:05
200F：推 c5117818:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 03:24
201F：推 deblue:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 13:52
202F：推 hideto0502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/10 17:25
203F：推 waitmonday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 04:03
204F：推 musicz:XDDD 02/13 21:04
205F：→ goldnun:推打手枪自杀法 XD 02/25 22:39