作者Jenniferyht (0.0)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 拍蜗牛
时间Sat Sep 11 21:05:47 2010
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这是我笨版首PO。
前一段时间台北下午常常下大雷雨，一直下到晚上才停，地上到处都是水漥。
某日刚下过大雨的晚上，我和我哥吃完晚餐正走回家的路上，突然看到地上
有一只超大的蜗牛，跟我的手掌差不多大，我很兴奋的拿出相机给牠拍照。
我哥：干嘛不开闪光灯?
我：我怕会吓跑牠啊!!!
我哥：牠是能跑多快......
牠是能跑多快......
牠是能跑多快......
牠是能跑多快......
我：对吼!!! @@!
有图有真相，蜗牛真的很大...(这是开闪光灯拍的)
http://images.plurk.com/3721494_5ebed7e3fd2b5d470c5f6965a8a9e222.jpg
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1F：→ angelustsuki:蜗牛表示：我没有超速为什麽有闪光灯! 09/11 21:06
2F：推 ufoon: 好 屌 好 潮 欧 09/11 21:08
3F：→ kinki1996:1楼 xDDD 09/11 21:10
4F：推 sr:一楼GJ 09/11 21:18
5F：推 a110002211:[超干]又要缴罚单了 09/11 21:26
6F：推 alice706:楼上请去HATE版 09/11 21:29
7F：→ kindly:一楼好棒！ 哈哈哈 09/11 21:33
8F：推 runfast842:1F赞 09/11 21:38
9F：推 jeff20092:1F棒XDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:51
10F：推 tsuki5223:今天第一声哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/11 21:54
11F：推 fyshb401:1楼~这样就对了!! 09/11 22:08
12F：推 Kinglai:一楼XDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:20
13F：推 cindy32100:1楼超棒的XDDDD 09/11 22:21
14F：推 richgeek:1F好厉害 09/11 22:24
15F：推 r49339:推一楼XD 09/11 22:26
16F：推 hn14540482:推一楼XDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:29
17F：推 liveinpinlin:一楼超专业 09/11 22:30
18F：推 Hans14:XD 真幽默 09/11 22:33
19F：推 viviyo:一楼赢了 09/11 22:33
20F：推 no1smkimo:黄士伟:我就看过蜗牛一瞬间从山上跑下山,在从山下跑上来 09/11 22:36
21F：→ no1smkimo:我那可爱的小ㄨㄛ牛 09/11 22:37
22F：推 qq1217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:38
23F：推 xiaoxiang:一楼太优秀了!!! GJ~ 09/11 22:38
24F：推 putout: 阿毛 09/11 22:41
25F：推 dt2017099:1楼超棒XDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:41
26F：推 tim2241257:一楼专业~! 09/11 22:42
27F：推 asail0712:非洲大锅牛 与福寿螺 相同原因引入台湾 09/11 22:43
28F：推 kaoru1992:一楼跟楼上专业xXDD 09/11 22:50
29F：→ duncan0207:我今天去薰衣草森林看到两只蜗牛在交配0.0 09/11 22:52
30F：推 booknice:楼上有受惊吗 09/11 22:54
31F：推 EKAT:一楼 XDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:56
32F：推 Repugnant:一楼专业~ 09/11 22:58
33F：推 maxmismix:专业一楼超幽默 09/11 22:59
34F：推 skyhome:一楼太厉害了XDDD 09/11 22:59
35F：推 yutingfan:哈哈哈一楼如此优秀!!:D 09/11 23:03
36F：推 vivi860708:1楼给你拍拍 09/11 23:05
37F：推 sket119:一楼专业阿XDDDD 09/11 23:15
39F：推 antontw:推一楼，好帅。 09/11 23:35
40F：→ lowb:1楼专业! 09/11 23:39
41F：推 cvkl1990:1楼好专业!! 09/11 23:41
42F：推 cresentmoon:没有比例尺 09/11 23:42
43F：推 withasmile:一楼XD 09/11 23:45
44F：推 oswarld:锅牛:到对面超商缴罚单很远耶~ 09/11 23:49
45F：推 xup6m06c04:好笑~~ 09/11 23:52
46F：推 liu20306:牠还会哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈地叫唷XDD 09/11 23:59
47F：推 k591:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:01
48F：推 d60414:黄士伟：那ㄨㄛ牛跑得非常快…你不信问他(指楼下 09/12 00:06
49F：→ saksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:08
50F：推 godenocean:一楼..........XDDDDDD 09/12 00:08
51F：推 yijapan:1F.....幽默XDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:08
52F：→ saralin33:一楼XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:15
53F：→ Anderson1625:一楼GJ!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:18
54F：推 eternalC:一楼专业!! 09/12 00:19
55F：嘘 anan1564:红的明显 有说法认为闪光灯对动物不好 建议不要使用 09/12 00:21
56F：→ anan1564:这说法貌似没经过证实，但还是避免伤害比较好 09/12 00:21
57F：→ anan1564:如果有错请见谅 <(_ _)> 09/12 00:21
58F：推 anan1564:推回 09/12 00:23
59F：推 starfire85:一楼太好笑了啦ＸＤＤＤＤＤ 09/12 00:33
60F：推 Freeven:1楼GJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:44
61F：→ BBoyHei:1200赛车奖金 09/12 00:49
62F：→ minico85:一楼优秀喔! 09/12 00:58
63F：推 skyman0630:你那只锅牛是不是有一辆自强号列车那麽大~ 09/12 01:03
64F：推 kyo7695:你是3算小孩吗，蜗牛会跟你手差不多大= = 09/12 01:05
65F：推 tmi:推 kyo7695:你是3算小孩吗 3算小孩xXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 01:07
66F：推 oXnXo:冯翊纲:ㄜ...对!有~ 09/12 01:11
67F：推 eric1210:如果是非洲大蜗牛 少一只算一只@@ 09/12 01:12
68F：推 bigestmouth:为了看照片!!!YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO 09/12 01:16
69F：→ bigestmouth:我好白痴其实我是要回上一篇= = 09/12 01:17
70F：→ cuteby:楼上想要跟非洲大蜗牛YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO??? 09/12 01:21
71F：推 maly0728:看到一楼大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 01:34
72F：推 Smartchild:推....1楼!!!! 09/12 02:10
73F：推 s0850:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 02:13
74F：推 qvTYTvp:一楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 02:21
75F：推 kiwivino1023:有位大大的影片真的超好笑的.. 09/12 02:22
76F：推 memalina:一楼 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 03:09
77F：推 sunnytutor:推影片 XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 03:10
78F：→ sidcheng:一楼XD 09/12 03:52
79F：推 b101478:一楼啵棒ㄟ喇!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 04:17
80F：推 rita59301417:每次都是看回文最好笑 09/12 04:43
81F：推 SWATDuck:一楼太专业了 09/12 08:45
82F：推 wei1106:1F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 09:05
83F：→ yy0204yy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 09:22
84F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 09:27
85F：推 aaps:一楼赞~~ 09/12 09:48
86F：推 kersihi:看完原文我笑了，但看到一楼我喷了XD 09/12 09:49
87F：推 jasonlin0816:搞不好他会被闪光灯吓的缩进去(?) 09/12 10:00
88F：推 wind9:一楼专业 09/12 10:02
89F：推 yuchengsu:一楼赞欸!! 09/12 10:08
90F：推 Jiuliano1412:XD 09/12 10:44
91F：推 s851442:一楼GJ!XD 09/12 10:48
92F：推 needhp:1FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 10:50
93F：推 dragon0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 11:02
94F：推 aoikimi:一楼满分XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 11:14
95F：推 chantilo:蜗牛的煞车痕好长啊～刚刚有甩尾喔！ 09/12 11:32
96F：推 jhihruei:专业一楼!! 09/12 11:38
97F：→ eisenccw:1F 说出蜗牛与推文人的心声 ~ XD 09/12 11:49
98F：推 jl4984:一楼 GJ !! 09/12 11:51
99F：→ richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 11:54
100F：→ wopwopwop:XD 09/12 11:58
101F：推 KK719:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 11:59
102F：推 dorisfish:蜗牛表示：我没有超速为什麽有闪光灯 XD 09/12 12:33
103F：推 howard3088:1f gj 09/12 12:42
104F：推 playgamepig:真是太疯狂了 09/12 12:50
105F：推 maotz:一楼太好笑了XD 09/12 13:14
106F：→ owen91:一楼GJ 09/12 13:15
107F：推 Colula:一楼反应好快....XD 09/12 13:20
108F：推 iamegg1226: kyo7695:你是3算小孩吗，蜗牛会跟你手差不多大= = 09/12 13:49
109F：推 july81212:一楼大推XDDD 09/12 13:51
110F：→ wolfwema:好好笑XD 09/12 14:01
111F：推 mayday15221:1楼GOOD 09/12 14:11
112F：→ xdbutterfly:一楼XD 09/12 14:24
113F：推 peiimayday:推一楼!!!XDD 09/12 14:25
114F：推 starhsueh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 14:44
115F：推 asami:原文跟一楼都好赞XDDDDDDDD 09/12 15:11
116F：→ tina1846:一楼专业! 09/12 15:14
117F：推 iPort:一楼 赞!!( ￣▽￣)b 09/12 15:47
118F：推 bluefancy79:专业一楼!! 09/12 16:05
119F：推 ted32407:1楼好棒阿 09/12 16:21
120F：推 doriswe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 16:45
121F：→ neptune0299:一楼比五楼专业啦 好棒啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 16:51
122F：推 sesanrei:一楼超专业ＸＤ 09/12 16:53
123F：推 neptune0299:楼上是正妹!!!!!!!!!! 09/12 16:58
124F：推 ac122544:小时候看过脚掌大的蜗牛..带去菜市场老板一只５００收购 09/12 17:07
125F：推 tinystars: to蜗牛：你不是超速，是闯红灯压线 =_=+ 09/12 17:24
126F：推 sardonyx10:原PO哥好好笑XD 一楼不好笑阿.... 09/12 18:07
127F：推 ewewe:楼上+1 09/12 19:05
128F：推 ciao0114:gj 09/12 19:30
129F：推 jzn:XD 09/12 19:35
130F：推 s86283:楼下推爆 09/12 19:38
131F：→ s86283:楼上错罗 09/12 19:39
132F：推 uWay:爆了吗 09/12 19:39
133F：推 angellin8551:楼上在做什麽= = 09/12 19:40
134F：→ angellin8551:错了 我是说楼楼上 09/12 19:40
135F：→ s86283:楼上还是错 09/12 19:40
136F：→ s86283:怎麽M文了 ? 09/12 19:41
137F：推 kochs:这是非洲大蜗牛 外来种 弄死比较好 另外这种蜗牛可以长的更 09/12 19:41
138F：→ kochs:大只 09/12 19:41
139F：推 joy821214:一楼超优秀! 09/12 20:10
140F：推 Jerusaleam:看到1F的时候我也想到跟ISAF大一样的影片 09/12 20:12
141F：推 tony86069:1F很优秀!! 09/12 20:14
142F：推 MrsMi:图可以加个对比物 不然看不出他很大XD 09/12 20:21
143F：推 stanleyding:大推一楼XD 09/12 20:25
144F：推 elviswhite:超专业的啦 09/12 20:25
145F：推 cAMPIP3:看完原文我笑了，但看到一楼我肚子痛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 20:26
146F：推 oldfatcat: 看完原文我笑了，但看到一楼我肚子痛了XDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 20:36
147F：→ tezuka0329:一楼专业 09/12 20:41
148F：推 neyuki:那种大小的蜗牛.我们学校就一堆了...囧 常踩到 09/12 20:51
149F：→ josh53:1F GJ 09/12 21:03
150F：推 Banana32:一楼救援成功 09/12 21:05
151F：推 Heloise:一楼太好笑了!!!!! 09/12 21:30
152F：推 prutmmer:一楼GJ 09/12 21:33
153F：推 steven5l5l:一楼是奇才 09/12 21:45
154F：→ hikaru22:一楼优秀XD 09/12 21:53
155F：推 yeeting:1F和原PO哥都好好笑XDDDDDDDDD GJ!!!!!!1 09/12 22:55
156F：推 seeladys:1F中了中了!!!! 09/12 23:05
157F：推 LCHEN:大推一楼XD 09/12 23:11
158F：推 ruanpig:蜗牛好可怕阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿!!!!!!! 09/12 23:14
159F：推 beiii:原文很好笑啊 09/12 23:40
160F：推 rose147:XDDDD 09/12 23:42
161F：推 tyokokid:压线就算你时速10也是会照啊 > <" 09/12 23:46
162F：→ chenyoan:XDDDDDDD 太好笑了 09/12 23:55
163F：推 bananaseed:1F GJ 09/13 00:00
164F：→ Yie:1F XDDDD 09/13 00:01
165F：→ a050088:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 00:36
166F：推 playpp:照相机 我知道你没超速 但是你闯红灯 09/13 00:44
167F：推 carsando:那是螺，不是蜗牛..... 09/13 01:30
168F：推 jackie80148:专业1F 09/13 01:54
169F：推 swyuan:最怕蜗牛了 勉强给个推 09/13 02:30
170F：推 butter1211:XDD 09/13 02:38
171F：→ mie:这种非洲大蜗牛是祸害啊!! 09/13 07:32
172F：推 bochumomo:一楼GJ 09/13 11:14
173F：推 aassd:蜗牛：我没有闯红灯，我只是在绿灯的时间内来不及过完路口.. 09/13 11:53
174F：推 wjmnolight:蜗牛:等我过完路口就绿灯了!! 09/13 12:38
175F：→ sky45132008:靠这好好笑喔>< 09/13 12:50
176F：推 HANAP:XDDDDDD 这也太好笑了 09/13 13:28
177F：推 fivehundren:蜗牛表示.............. 09/13 14:35
178F：推 andywith2001:一楼比原文好笑XDDDD 09/13 15:57
179F：→ gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 16:15
180F：推 no07:一楼XDDDDD 09/13 16:25
181F：推 watermouse:一楼GJ XXXXD 09/13 18:06
182F：推 duck0823:1F GJ!!!! 09/13 19:20
183F：推 imR:1F ！！ 09/13 19:47
184F：推 ohhelle:这种我学校超级多的 很大很恶心 09/13 19:48
185F：→ david12763:1楼SV+1 09/13 19:53
186F：推 wholypaul:一楼超专业!! 09/13 20:28
187F：推 lucky1lk:看到一楼 我笑了QQ 09/13 20:54
188F：推 ssicaya:一楼超强XDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:38
189F：推 liparis:1楼GJJJ 09/13 22:10
190F：推 ShizukaShih:一楼专业!!!XD 09/14 01:07
191F：推 cp294973:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 01:52
192F：推 pinakiwi:1楼!! 09/14 10:47
193F：推 Knightaco: 阿毛!! 09/14 12:07
194F：推 asdisr:一楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 15:26
195F：推 pureparamita:蜗牛不会吓跑只会吓爬 09/14 17:32
196F：推 bibolapuwera:1F好专业!!!! 09/14 22:06
197F：推 iablue:一楼让我笑了XDDDDDDD 09/15 09:13
198F：推 poupourain:这个太好笑了!!! 09/15 13:22
200F：→ saus:推 一楼的 哈哈 09/15 20:07
201F：推 also500:一楼XDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:08
202F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 20:52
203F：→ minbyminby:1F XDDD 09/17 20:52
204F：推 piggreat:步兵岗比这个大的~~~多的是^^ 09/18 10:59
205F：推 causeofyou:1F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:08
206F：推 lonnan:警察表示: 蜗牛兄 你没超速但你却龟速 09/19 07:49
207F：推 AF111:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/22 16:49
208F：推 abckitty:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/30 15:28