作者beforgotten (呀比!!)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 中乐透
时间Sat Aug 15 18:49:56 2009
笨版首PO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
话说
原po妈有很多好朋友
不过这不是重点
重点是重点是这个很蠢的故事
是从po妈的朋友那听来的
(好像大家干蠢事都不承认一样XDD)
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有天晚上
主角A和A爹(台湾国语)在家看看电视
A爹看完电视,就对A说:
"胆ㄟ帮我抄一下乐透ㄝ号码,哇企洗澡。"
"喔"继续看电视
到了广告,A终於拿起了笔
"阿乐透号码不是买来就有印了,抄干麻阿"
但很孝顺的A还是拿起了笔
把彩券上的号码抄了一遍,再把彩券放回抽屉
就回房间休息
...................
不久之後
A爹冲进A的房间
"企打电话!把你哥哥姐姐拢叫凳来!"
A很担心身体不好的A爹:
"爸你不舒服喔"
"企...企叫你哥哥姐姐紧凳来...!"A爹很抖
"要叫救护车吗"A以为A爹心脏病发作
"免...!叫你哥哥姐姐紧凳来!我有事要交代!"
A以为A爹要挂了
於是
A马上边飙泪打电话
叫分散在市内的哥哥和姐姐马上回来
40分钟後
客厅全家到齐
A爹用还是很抖的声音说:
"哇~中乐透三亿阿!!!!!"
"哇~中乐透三亿阿!!!!!"
"哇~中乐透三亿阿!!!!!"
A爹说着说着拿出了A稍早抄的号码和抽屉里的彩券
大家都傻眼
"哇对阿ㄍㄨㄧ阿拜...ㄇㄨㄧ几拜拢港款...."(正港台语)
(我对了好几次...每一次都一样!)
这时
A镇定的说:
"当然马一样~你不是叫我照抄彩券的号码吗...."
A爹愣了几分钟
就大骂:
"干!哩洗姆栽中乐透ㄝ悉郎喔!!!!!"
五楼你说!
你就是A对不对!!!!
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