作者shihting (不来了...)
看板86-stdm-32
标题Re: 嗨~我是奎子 PS:我没有乾姐喔
时间Mon Dec 10 06:13:22 2001
※ 引述《shihting (不来了...)》之铭言:
: ※ 引述《shihting (不来了...)》之铭言:
: : Mr. Hung has written books of poetry and short stories and several
: : novels.He is probably best known for the novel "胖的纯情真心爱情故事",
: : published in 1999.The book vividly narrates the fat boy with short dick
: : and complexity of a girl whose name is Da Nei. Although the novel came
: : under bitter attack by certain critics and readers, it was applauded
: : by others and won both the 86-stdm-32 Novel Award and the Dalanpa Prize
: : for fiction.
: : But now his new writing which describes how a charming boy attracts
: : many girls love him is being written now.This novel is the same name
: : as the title.
: The new novel will get much of its special flavor from its use of
: the words ,rhythm,and from the epistolary style.For Mr. Hung's both high
: English and Chinese degrees,he may type the tragedious story in any
: language if he wants.But for his classmates' sake,he finally decides to
: type it in Chinese.This story begins in the candidator 章孝严's election
: office,now let us fly comfortably inside the wonderful and unforgetable
: story.
今天是奎考上台大研究所後的第一次台北行,这小子急着找教授收他。
虽然每三个人就有一个人能够录取台大机械研究所,但是对小奎来说还是高攀了
就好像明明是台湾人还莫名其妙跑到美国买保险套来戴一样,小子!还未够班啊!!
不过等到拆开後戴起来才发现"挖喔!竟然size差不多耶!我就知道我有那麽大呢!"
沉醉在假像中的小夥子从来没发现一点,为什麽在美国能用国语买保险套呢!!!
原来他买的地方是美国的中国城,还贴心的写上Taiwanese size,made in taiwan
就这样一个不经意的小陷阱,却可以让人开心的忘我,为何笔者狠心的点出事实呢
正所谓"我不是教你诈,俺是要你认清世事。"
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