作者KenRock (BasketBall Thug)
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标题[外电] 20 Things the Houston Rockets Should d
时间Wed Apr 10 21:59:38 2013
20 Things the Houston Rockets Should do For The Playoffs
Apr 9th, 2013 at 12:29 am by
Jeffrey Miles
http://0rz.tw/NIOHM
火箭需要为季後赛准备的二十件事。
It appears that the Houston Rockets cannot beat the Denver Nuggets,
no matter which players are on the floor.
That will make for a short playoff run indeed.
Of course, no one expected the Rockets to get this far.
I will still enjoy watching them in the playoffs, however,
as I am a true fan.
I also look forward to what the brain-trust does in the off-season
to give the team a shot against the likes of Denver next season.
In the meantime, here are 20 things these young bucks
can do to make this playoff run interesting.
显而易见地，火箭无论用什麽阵容都无法打败金块队。
这也相对证明了，火箭在季後赛的寿命不会太长。
当然，赛季前没人能预测到火箭能够走到这一步。
身为一个火箭迷，我仍然会很享受地关注火箭的季後赛。
我也期待着"智囊团?"能够有任何作为让火箭队能够在下一季打败金块。
目前我只有二十个意见给这些小夥子，让这个季後赛更有趣味。
1) Stop turning the ball over, whatever it takes.
使出浑身解数也要降低失误次数。
2) Pass more quickly in half-court sets,
before defenses can trap and create turnovers.
半场阵地战时，在对方摆出防守陷阱而导致我方失误前，加快球的传导与转移。
3) Not get tired.
不要太疲累。(Harden，CP表示:.........)
4) Shoot more accurately.
射准一点。(G蛙表示欣慰。)
5) Maybe, just maybe take a few medium-range jump shots.
或许可以多尝试些中距离跳投。
6) Give Terrence Jones more playing time.
让TJ多打一点时间。(T-ROB，D-MO表示:..........)
7) Someone besides James Harden get to the charity stripe.
除了Harden之外，必须有人更金身。(KD表示:科科。)
8) Make more free throws.
金身之外还是要金身。
9) Play defense all the time.
从头到尾，从开始到结束，都要专注防守。(联盟防守RANK 28)
10) Wear the ketchup-and-mustard uniforms all the time.
全部的比赛都穿着麦当当球衣。(真的比较好看)
11) Not be so predictable in half-court sets.
半场阵地战时，战术不要过於容易被臆测。(球给KOBE，球给LBJ，球给HARDEN...etc)
12) Get more fast breaks.
快打旋风，多点快攻得分。
13) Get more fast breaks than the other team.
比另外一队还要多些快攻得分。
14) Learn how to adjust on the fly and take what the defense gives you.
需要在短时间内解读对方的防守策略并做出回应。
15) Have all the bigs work with Hakeem Olajuwon and develop a post move.
所有大个子都要学会Olajuwon的脚步。(KH表示:你当我死的阿..)
16) Eat better.
吃饱一点。(LIN:...口卡口卡口卡)
17) Do Yoga.
做瑜珈。(林宥嘉:=>_<=)
18) Invoke the Gods.
祈求上帝。
19) Get Patrick Beverley to buy sweet yellow shoes for everyone.
叫PB帮每个人买可爱的小黄鞋?!
20) Just have fun because they aren’t ready
to challenge the big dogs in a playoff series.
最後一句才是重点:放开来打，因为他们还没有时间把自己锻链成一支季後赛队伍。
JUST HAVE FUN!! YA!
That being said, I am very proud of the team and cannot wait
to watch them give the nation a taste of the future on national television.
恭喜火箭队，进入季後赛!
我们全国转播见!
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我翻到一半就後悔了，但是又舍不得P币。
今天是火箭队大喜之日，大家看看笑笑就好。
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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1F：推 Gilbertsky:这篇不错 有笑点也有点内容 本来以为又是废文XD 04/10 22:03
2F：→ KenRock:我是看TITLE就决定翻一下，结果我整个哭笑不得。 04/10 22:04
3F：→ KenRock:以为是甚麽重大的发现。 04/10 22:04
4F：推 olivelee:XDDD 这篇怎有点正经又有点好笑 感谢分享～ 04/10 22:04
5F：→ olivelee:做瑜珈 吃饱 穿麦当当球衣 XDDDDD 04/10 22:05
6F：推 wengna:好好笑XDDD 04/10 22:17
7F：→ LORDJACK:火箭不会对到金块吧 04/10 22:18
8F：→ KenRock:别说金块了，还有分析对上快艇的，我是真的懒得翻了... 04/10 22:18
9F：推 forttryon:辛苦原PO 看完这内容可以想像翻时的囧脸 XD 04/10 22:20
11F：→ KenRock:不辛苦，练习英文刚好而已。不嫌弃就好，谢谢。 04/10 22:20
12F：推 ppppllo:哈 拿到门票这一刻真爽 04/10 22:34
13F：推 kusami:Ya~just have fun!! 04/10 22:42
14F：推 phix:多打内线啦 想想怎麽赢快艇的 04/10 23:01
15F：→ phix:像今天这样都靠後卫投 命中率根本不会高 连太阳都赢的很抖 04/10 23:02
16F：推 s891050:内线现在有GS跟TJ，还有名人堂教练，不打真的很可惜 04/10 23:14
17F：推 peterwu4:快艇那场是打人家兵疲马累，下次遇到看看桂格在Griffin面 04/10 23:38
18F：→ peterwu4:前还有没有便宜可以捡 04/10 23:38
19F：→ KenRock:Smith体能不差，但脚步 一定要再加强。被Faried八假的 04/10 23:39
20F：推 jonah1220:21.比对方多得分 04/10 23:40
21F：→ ppppllo:今天TJ对到Scola应该也上了几堂课吧 Orz 04/10 23:41
22F：推 yun0215:这篇好可爱XDDDDD 04/10 23:50
23F：推 fzrpower:瑜珈=邓肯 04/11 00:15
24F：推 fireunicorn:好有趣的文章阿~XDD 04/11 00:19
25F：推 tomatoai:这篇也太可爱XDDD 04/11 00:52
26F：推 ab32110:这篇很有趣！ 04/11 01:15
27F：推 VieriKing:XDDDDDD 04/11 03:39
28F：推 gaviann:BTW, 火箭的三月份防御ranking好像排联盟第6 .... 04/11 08:57
29F：推 nancyh:感谢翻译! 这篇很有趣XDDDDD 04/11 09:39
30F：→ KenRock:这个rank纯粹只看整季场均失分。 04/11 11:03
31F：推 ejywar:请问一下小黄鞋那个梗是？ 04/11 14:25
32F：推 showhandtw:阿都没有林来疯喔!! 04/11 14:27
33F：推 tomatoai:PB上一场穿黄色运动鞋整个超亮眼 很好看XD 04/11 15:20
34F：→ KenRock:林来疯後，半月板表示:........卡卡。 04/11 16:10
35F：推 ji31g42go61:这作者分明赚稿费嘛!写那麽多......。 04/11 18:45
36F：→ ji31g42go61: 骗，用这个字好像比较准? 04/11 18:47
37F：→ KenRock:比LYS好，所以我接受XDDD 04/11 19:18