http://0rz.net/c31E1 这是一个风不和 日不丽外加一个没台风假可放 可以说是一个人神共愤的下午 Calderon正努力地修着七月初刚买的 "皇马牌主席椅"....... Calderon : 奇怪!这百年名店的椅子怎麽坐起来摇摇晃晃 难道是Perez唬咙我! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 在不对的时间 不对的地点 叮咚声响 竟是邮差来敲门.... Liverpool midfielder Xabi Alonso has reiterated his desire to remain on Merseyside, despite the reported overtures of Real Madrid. postman : Calderon 先生! 急件请签收~ 接过信後 (背景音乐响起 Dear John...) " 噢!是可爱的Alonso正妹 " >/////< (迅速拆信声...目未及两行Calderon已泣不成声T_T) -- 这是一个困难的决定 但我决定..... -- Last week Reds manager Rafa Benitez dismissed speculation linking the stylish Spaniard with a return to La Liga, a competition he graced with Real Sociedad. 上周在英国深造的老贝回国并对Calderon表示不会放弃Alonso的 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ Alonso's absence from the Liverpool training ground perhaps fuelled speculation of a link with Madrid, but the player rejoined the squad this week, as expected, after his World Cup exertions with Spain. 曾经远离肝池的Alonso正妹(其实是在渡假..)给了Calderon无限的遐想及希望 但终究他还是回到了老贝的身边..... And the 24-year-old has wasted no time in nailing his colours to the club's mast. 正妹不愧是正妹 渡假期间不忘进菲梦丝保持好身材 (*￣▽￣)／‧:*‧°★,。‧:*:． (在地球的另一端..........) " 教练啊!你听错了~我是在健身房复健怎麽会是夜总会呢? "音乐声? 不是hit-hop啦! 是one more two more...." "一定是飘月的关系啦~是阿飘乱搞~XD " (远处传来照相声...及谩骂声...) "I am happy here, I am used to closing my ears to such speculation," he said. "I have enjoyed my first two seasons at Liverpool and I will be staying here." 看完信後 Calderon整个人瘫做地上 " 原来是因为我没有 飞雅特!!!!" (这就是事情的经过.....) ╧╧ ╰( #‵□′)╯ ╧╧ -- Perez : 我说老卡啊!天下何处无芳草! 我妈说人生就像一盒巧克力... Calderon : X的!!你那椅子是怎样..... <(￣皿￣)@m --

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