作者noonee (木神同学....)
看板Physics
标题[搞笑]Finite Simple Group (of order two)
时间Tue Jun 26 13:40:02 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
Finite Simple Group
The path of love is never smooth
But mine's continuous for you
You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true
But lately our relation's not so well-defined
And I just can't function without you
I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find
We're a finite simple group of order two
I'm losing my identity
I'm getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way
Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about
'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two
Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified
When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense
I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap
But we're a finite simple group of order two
I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we're a mirror pair, me and you,
So let's apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let's be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: "Why not three?")
I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let's both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.
A Klein Four original by M. Salomone
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1F:推 Linderman:推!似乎蛮有趣的XD 06/26 20:20
2F:→ Linderman:对了其实有限单群的分类在数学史上是很有名的一个事件^^ 06/26 20:22
3F:→ Linderman:好像叫做monster group,因为paper总共居然有一万多页@_@ 06/26 20:23
5F:→ noonee:不支道友没有人真的拿这当情歌唱.....XD 06/26 20:32
6F:→ noonee: 知 有 06/26 20:33
7F:推 Linderman:我下次有机会认识女生时候试看看,不过是抱着必败准备XD 06/26 21:25
8F:→ Linderman:通常唱这种情歌场合应该是要拒绝被倒追的人一定最有效XD 06/26 21:27
9F:→ Linderman:倒追这种事情也不会发生在我身上所以结论是我不需要学XD 06/26 21:28
10F:推 skyrmion:我也很好奇是不是能真的配某首歌一起唱 06/27 04:35
11F:推 noonee:有啊 前面youtube的连结 06/27 10:19