http://voices.washingtonpost.com/nationalsjournal/2010/02/the_classic_nats_prank_on_eddi.html#more 一年半以前的小故事，当时瓜大叔在为条子打球 2008年7/31交易期限前某天，总教练 Ron Washington 遇到大叔，偷偷跟他说： " ㄟ! 你被交易到华盛顿国民队去。大叔回：" X你X! 你是勒讲三小。" 总教练 一看情势不对，怕被大叔抓来拦腰折断，就把事情推给球队经理JD，叫他上楼 去找 Daniels 说清楚。结果大叔上楼後看到JD後，大喊说：" 不爽爱讲，偶 知道你很久以前就看我不顺眼。说，你要把我卖到哪去! " Daniels 听到懒X 马上缩回去，赶紧拍拍大叔肩膀说：" 没这回事! 我找你是想一起唱『当我们 同在一起，在一起，在一起』，斗阵黑皮一下。" (事後大叔被卖到双城) 昨天大叔被大家追问这件事情，他回答说：" 瞴啦，这是五会、五会啦! 那年我 投得不错，很久没打季後赛手在痒，所以看有机会能不能换到某只会打季後赛球 队。我向来都很尊敬国民队，不管怎样他们也是支大联盟球队。特别是去年季後 华盛顿是第一位向我报价，很诚心诚意邀请我来参加春训，他们向我展示敬意， 这是我从小被教到大的，所以他们打电话给我时，我为什麽要说不呢! " Eddie Guardado has been around for 17 big league seasons, experience that grants him a certain license to say whatever comes to mind. As such, even with spring training just days old, those in the Washington Nationals clubhouse have already identified Guardado as the geyser of both wisdom and one-liners. Guardado, 39, is a non-roster invitee. But because of what he knows, and because of what he's seen -- three times he saved more than 35 games in a season -- the lefty has a strong chance to crack the Nationals' bullpen. Guardado likes the talent of his young teammates, but doesn't get carried away with hype: "Great arms. Can they throw strikes?" He jokes that his oldest son, a 13-year-old, can beat up Stephen Strasburg. He says things like, "Everybody throws a no-hitter in the bullpen," and though he wishes spring training weren't so long, he also says, "I've got no complaints man; none at all. Still got a big league uniform on." Now that stuff is all good. But best of all is a story from two years back, when Guardado was a pitcher with the Texas Rangers. It was trade deadline -- July 2008. Texas Manager Ron Washington summoned Guardado from the steam room, starting one of the all-time pranks. The manager hinted that Guardado was gonna be traded to the Nats. And the reliever from the steam room got steamed. Guardado takes the story from here ... "I was pitching good [that year]. I was throwing the ball good. I was like, 'What the [expletive] am I gonna be doing in Washington?' If I was gonna get traded, I wanted to get traded to a contender. That was the whole thing. It was nothing against Washington. It just came out wrong. Because I was hot. I was in the steam room getting ready [for a game]. It was early. You know, it was close to the deadline and skip pulls me out of the steam room like, 'Come here.' I'm soaking wet and [ Washington] is like, 'They want you upstairs.' I'm like, 'Where am I going!?' And he goes, 'Ahh, you gotta go talk to the general manager.' I go, 'Skip, I at least deserve to know where I'm going.' He says, 'I think it's the Washington Nationals.' I'm like, 'The [expletive] Nationals!? What the [expletive] am I gonna do there!?' I don't know. So I'm soaking. They take me upstairs. I'm in my shorts, go up to see JD (general manager Jon Daniels) and all the brass is in there. And I'm like, 'What the [expletive] is going on?' I was hot. And he looked at me like, 'Come here man. We're just playing with you.' I said, 'You're about to go out that window.' ... But that was a story. It was fun. They got me. But hey, I've got nothing but respect for the [Nationals]. They were the first team to give me an invite [this offseason]. They showed me respect." --

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