※ [本文转录自 CMWang 看板] 作者: shirlyfen (null) 看板: CMWang 标题: [翻译] Here’s how the 2008 season will go 时间: Sat Dec 29 03:11:46 2007 简单翻一下彼得大胖的kuso文章 来源: http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2007/12/28/heres-how-the-2008-season-will-go/ What can we expect from the Yankees in 2008? Here’s a guess: 在2008球季，我们能期待什麽呢，以下是猜测： Jan. 6: Roger Clemens goes on 60 Minutes and tells long-time Yankees fan Mike Wallace he definitely didn’t do steroids. “Good enough for me,” Wallace says. 1/6: 火箭人上电视节目说他没用过类固醇，死忠洋基迷主持人说：「这消息对我来说 够好了。」 Jan. 21: Yankees hold open tryouts for lefty relievers in Tampa. Sign Jesse Orosco, Lee Guetterman, Rod Scurry and Rudy May to minor-league deals. 1/21: 洋基在Tampa为救援左投办选拔赛，签下三个小联盟合约。 Feb. 3: Hank Steinbrenner announces the rotation for the first month of the season, the lineup on Opening Day, the players they’ll take in the first 17 rounds of the draft and the identity of Derek Jeter’s future wife. “That about wraps it up,” he says. “Oh, and red will win the first Dunkin Donuts subway car race on the scoreboard.” 2/3: 小老板宣布球季第一个月的先发轮值、开幕日名单、选秀、和帅哥队长未来老婆 的身份。小老板说：「就一起讲嘛。喔，而且红袜会赢得第一次对战。」 Feb. 4: “I really can’t comment,” Brian Cashman says. “We’re all working together in the front office. At least until my contract expires.” 2/4: 「我真的不能评论。」现金人说。「我们正在努力，至少在我合约到期前」 Feb. 14: Pitchers and catchers report to spring training. 2/14: 投手捕手春训报到。 Feb. 15: Carl Pavano falls asleep on the beach, suffers debilatating sunburn. “Torre warned me about this guy,” Joe Girardi says. 2/15: 痛痛人帕瓦诺在海滩睡着了，然後被晒伤。新教头说：「托瑞警告过我了。」 March 31: Yankees open the season with a 2-1 victory against Toronto. Chien-Ming Wang strikes out 12 with a newly refined slider. “Bill James can kiss my Taiwanese behind,” he says. Jennifer Love Hewitt throws out the first pitch. “Lovely young woman,” Hank Steinbrenner said. “Can’t Hardly Wait was a classic.” 3/31: 开幕战，洋基以2:1打败多伦多蓝鸟队。王建民用最新精炼的滑球三振12名打者。 小王说：「Bill James可以亲吻我的台湾同乡了。」由Jenifer Love Hewitt开球，小老 板说：「真是可爱的年轻女人啊，Can't Hardly Wait真是经典。」 April 4: No. 4 starter Joba Chamberlain no-hits Tampa Bay in his first start. Yankees then announce he will skip his next start to preserve his arm. “Joba rules,” Cashman says. “Kei Igawa will do a fine job in his place.” 4/4: 第四号先发张伯伦第一次先发，对魔鬼鱼投出无安打比赛。洋基球团随即宣布，为 了好好保护小张，他将跳过下一次先发。现金人说：「这就是张伯伦条款罗，井川庆会 好好干活的。」 April 9: Igawa allows 12 runs in 1.1 innings against Kansas City. “What the hell were we thinking signing him?” Hideki Matsui says in first English comments to the media. Igawa is demoted to the Domincan Summer League, which doesn’t start play until June. “Best thing for him,” Hank Steinbrenner says during his daily press briefing. 4/9: 井川庆对堪萨斯皇家失12分。队友松井说：「我们见鬼的干嘛签他？」这是松井第 一次在媒体前讲英文。井川被降到多明尼加夏季联盟，球季六月份才开始。小老板在每日 新闻稿中说：「这对他最好啦。」 April 11: First game of the season against Boston goes to the Red Sox 3-2. But Curt Schilling gets the win but breaks his index finger trying to field a line drive off the bat of Jorge Posada. Doctors tell Schilling he will be unable to type again, causing him to suspend his blog, 38pitches.com. 4/11: 第一场对红袜以2:3落败，席林拿到胜投，却在试着接杀Posada击出的平飞球时， 手指受伤，他的部落格38pitches.com因而停顿。 April 12: Posada given American Literary Award for contributions to the betterment of the culture. 4/12:Posada获颁美国文学奖，表扬他对文化改善的贡献。 May 17: Yankees top the Mets 4-1. Mets fall to 2-41, continuing slide that started in September of 2007. “We’re getting close, I feel it,” Willie Randolph says. 5/17: 洋基4:1打败大都会。大都会接续上一季九月的表现，累计2胜41败。Willie Randolph说：「我可以感觉到，我们很接近了。」(接近什麽？) June 14: Yankees win 3-2 at Houston. Roger Clemens makes 2008 debut with the Yankees, having signed a prorated $27,222,222.22 deal three weeks prior. “I feel great,” Clemens says after throwing seven strong innings. “I owe it all to my new trainer, Victor Conte. Salt of the earth, that guy. That flaxseed oil works.” 6/14: 洋基在休士顿以3:2获得胜利。火箭人本季第一场出赛是在洋基，他在三周前签了 一个按比例分配，价值两千七百二十二万两千两百二十二元二十二分的合约。火箭人说 ：「我欠我的新训练师, Victor Conte。那家伙是世上的盐，他开的亚麻籽油真管用 。」(世上的盐：语出圣经，意思是很重要很重要，不能代替...) July 15: American League wins All-Star game 12-0 behind manager Joe Girardi. Boston’s Terry Francona, scheduled to manage the AL team, mysteriously disappears in the Bronx hours before the game. He’s discovered later, tied to a tree in Van Cortlandt Park. 7/15: 美国联盟在洋基新教头的带领下以12:0赢了明星赛。原本排定的红袜队教练粉柯南 ，在赛前神秘失踪。他稍後被人发现绑在公园的树上。 Aug. 12: Phil Hughes improves to 16-2 as he three-hits the Minnesota Twins. The Cy Young Award favorite tops Johan Santana, who falls to a stunning 6-13. “It’s hard to say what hurts more, my shoulder or elbow,” Santana says. “ Woooo, man. I need ice.” 8/12:休斯来到16胜2败，当他对双城队投出三安比赛时。赛扬等级的山大王，则掉到 6胜13败。山大王说：「关於我的肩膀或手肘哪个伤的比较严重，这真的很难说。喔天呀， 我需要冰敷。」 Sept. 19: Yankees celebrate after clinching the division with a 11-1 thrashing of the Baltimore Orioles. Alan Horne gets the win. Carl Pavano, in the Bronx to pick up a check, suffers detatched retina when struck by a champagne cork. “Oops,” says Mike Mussina. 9/19: 洋基庆祝赢得东区冠军，并以11胜1败痛击金莺队，Alan Horne赢得胜投。 痛痛人为了赚钱待在纽约Bronx区，他被香槟酒的软木塞击中，视网膜剥离。穆帅： 「哎呀？!」 Sept. 24: Little-known prospect Joe Harvey Oswald hits first MLB homer. “It is high, it is deep, it’s gone! … An assassin’s bullet to left for Oswald!, ” yells John Sterling. “He acted alone!” 9/24: 少为人所知的潜力新秀Joe Harvey Oswald击出大联盟第一支全垒打。「它飞得 又高又深，它不见了！像一颗谋杀人的子弹飞向外野！」John Sterling大叫： 「他办到了！」 Oct. 21: World Series opens in New York. It’ll be the Yankees vs. Dodgers. “ No question it’s exciting,” Los Angeles manager Joe Torre says. Helped by 8.1 innings of relief from Scott Proctor, the Dodgers take the opener 7-5. “ Winners never quit and quitters never win,” Hank Steinbrenner says. “We’ll be back.” 10/21: 世界大赛在纽约开打，洋基对上道奇。道奇教练托瑞：「这毫无疑问的紧张刺激 。」在救援投手天天P的帮忙下(他投了8.1局)，道奇在第一战以7:5获胜。「赢家永不退 缩而输家永不胜利。」小老板说：「我们会回来的。」 Oct. 22: Despite being limited to 50 pitches, Joba Chamberlain goes seven innings for Game 2 victory. “Gotta be economical,” he said. “Wang taught me his sinker.” Says Torre: “I think I recognize that kid from somewhere.” 10/22: 尽管只被允许投50球，张伯伦在Game 2投到第七局并胜投。「省球是一定要的。」 他说：「小王敎我投他的sinker。」托瑞说：「我就想这孩子好像哪里看过。」 Oct. 24: Dodgers win Game 3 as Andruw Jones homers off Kyle Farnsworth in the seventh inning. “I wasn’t with the team in 2005 but I was against his signing,” Hank Steinbrenner says the next morning on Regis and Kelly. 10/24: 道奇赢了Game 3，Andruw Jones对放肆火在第七局击出全垒打。「2005年我还 不在队上，但我反对签他。」小老板隔天说。 Oct. 31: Yankees wrap up the title with a 2-1, 17-inning victory against the Dodgers. Yankees win despite Alex Rodriguez opting out of his contract in the seventh inning while at the plate. Hank Steinbrenner announces after the game that free-agent first baseman Mark Teixeira has 48 hours to accept a contract offer. “I mean business,” he says. 10/31: 洋基2:1赢了道奇，总共缠斗17局。尽管A-Rod在第七局上场打击时照合约选择脱逃 ，洋基还是赢了。小老板在赛後宣布，具自由球员身份的一垒手Mark Teixeira有48小时 决定要不要接受合约。他说：「这是生意。」 Nov 3: Parade through the Canyon of Heroes marred when confetti gets lodged in windpipe of Carl Pavano. “Hard to believe nobody in the crowd of five million knew the Heimlich Maneuver,” Derek Jeter says. “You never want to see a teammate choke to death like that.” 11/3: 通过Canyon of Heroes的大游行有了污点─游行使用的五彩碎纸飞进痛痛人的气管 里。「真不敢相信在五百万人中没人听过哈姆力克急救法。」Jeter说，「你绝对不想看到 队友因气管阻塞而死。」 Nov. 15: Hughes named Cy Young winner. “I owe it all to the faith an insomniac blogger had in me,” he says. 11/15: 休斯拿到赛扬奖。他说：「对於那些患有失眠症却对我有信心的部落格主，这是 我欠你们的。」 Dec. 23: In a pay-per-view event, Shelley Duncan wins Wrestlemania XXXVIII. “ Dude,” he says after bodyslamming David Ortiz. “Awesome.” 12/23: 在计次收费的活动中，怪力男邓肯赢得Wrestlemania XXXVIII(摔角比赛头衔) ，「太棒了。」把红袜队老爹摔出去之後他这麽说。 --

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