※ [本文转录自 joke 看板] 作者: sagit (让我变身Legolas) 看板: joke 标题: Re: 转贴 亚拉冈的秘密日记 时间: Sun Dec 29 02:10:50 2002 ※ 引述《lonelymaster (寂寞高手－等)》之铭言： : 　　天啊！太好笑了，谁能全部翻出来呀？？ 继续翻译胡萝卜这一段吧 怎麽我觉得这一篇翻下来.......好像在看sex and the city魔戒版 -_-a THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF FRODO BAGGINS: Day One: Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long nap. Also, Sam gave me fabulous backrub and bubble bath. Platonic, brotherly love so wonderful. Wasn't quite entirely sure why he needed to suck on my toes, but am assured it has something to do with Elf medicine. 第1天﹕ 在爱隆王的屋子里面昏睡过後觉得好多了 还有啊 Sam帮我抓背 还让我洗泡泡澡喔 这种柏拉图式的兄弟之情最好了 虽然我之前不太确定为什麽他老是要死黏着我不放 (suck on应该是这个意思吧.......... -_- ) 不过现在我想应该是精灵药物的关系吧 Day Three Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move. 第3天﹕ 决定要带着戒指去mordor 不过後来想一想 觉得这麽做好像是个不太好的决定....... Day Four Aragorn and Boromir had big fight over who got to carry me up Mount Caradhras. Aragorn shoved Boromir into snowbank. Boromir bit Aragorn on the ear. Ring must be affecting them more seriously than I thought. 第4天﹕ 鸭腊乾跟波罗蜜为了他们那个人带我上Caradhras雪山吵了一架 鸭腊乾把波罗蜜推倒在雪堆里面 波罗蜜给鸭腊乾脸上一拳 看来这个戒指带给他们的影响比我之前想像的大的多 Day Six: Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt. He must be after the Ring. Damn its siren call. Ah well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything. 第6天﹕ 我醒过来的时候发现鸭腊乾在打开我上衣的扣子 他一定也是被戒指诱惑了﹗ 这该死的邪恶力量﹗ 啊 没差啦 反正如果他打算对我怎麽样的话Sam一定会宰了他的 Day Ten: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow. Was stunned. Had no idea Legolas wanted the Ring too. It must truly be an object of awesome power. 第10天﹕ 今天热狗拉屎用他的弓碰我的大腿内侧 我被吓到了....我真的不知道热狗拉屎也想要得到戒指 这个戒指一定是有非常强大的力量.......... Day Eleven: Gandalf showed me very strange trick he can do. Apparently pointy wizard hat not just for show. Wonder if Ring is affecting him, or perhaps he is just v. peculiar. 第11天﹕ 乾豆腐秀了一些魔术伎俩给我看 看来巫师尖尖的帽子可不是戴了好看得而已 我不知道戒指是不是也在引诱他...或者他只是非常独特吧 Day 24 : Finally feel rested. Is too dark in Mines of Moria for Aragorn to find me and pinch me as he has been doing lately. Gandalf fell into shadow. Was sad to see pointy hat go. 第24天﹕ 终於可以放松一点了 Moria矿坑里面很黑 所以鸭腊乾总算不能像之前那样三不五时捏我 戳我一下 乾豆腐掉入黑暗中了 我看到尖尖帽子就这样消失的时候好难过 Day 27 : Lothlorien so pretty. Galadriel pretty too. Offered her One Ring, but she kept saying, "No, there's something else I'd rather have from you, Frodo Baggins," and trying to slide foot up inside my breeches. So, gave her my extra pair of breeches since she seemed fond of them. Maybe some kind of breeches shortage in Lothlorien. Lothlorien森林好美 Galadriel女王也好漂亮 我要把戒指给他 可是他一直说﹕ “不 其实有另外一样东西是我比较想跟你要的 亲爱的胡萝卜” 然後他试着把脚伸入我的半长裤里面 所以啦 我就把多出来的一条半长裤送给他 因为他好像很喜欢我的半长裤 我想Lothlorien森林里面可能是半长裤缺货吧 Day 30 : Rowed all day in boats. V. tired. Merry and Pippin offered to give me a group massage. Nice to have such v. concerned friends. Glad Ring is not affecting them. Although did not need back rubbed quite so much, nor other parts. Pippin does remember we're cousins, right? Right? 第30天﹕ 一整天都待在船上 好累 Merry, Pippin两个人说要一起给我按摩 有这两个关心我的朋友真好 我也很高兴戒指没有诱惑到他们 虽然说我的背不需要被抓那麽多 其他的身体部份也不需要.... Pippen记得我们两个是cousins 对吧﹖ 对不对﹖﹖﹖ Day 33 : Boromir tried to take the Ring. Am not entirely certain, but am fairly sure he also tried to have a little cuddle. Was most unnerving, as Boromir quite huge. 第33天﹕ 波罗蜜企图要抢走戒指 我不是很确定 但是我觉得他好像想要抱着我 我都快没力气了 因为波罗蜜满大只的 Day 36 : Everyone keeps hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor. Sam coming too. Good thing, as will enable me to have more of those platonic, brotherly foot massages he's so good at. Am sad to leave rest of Company though, as found myself quite fancying the idea of shagging Gimli. Chunky braids and huge helmet quite a turn-on. Ah, well, he never would have liked me anyway. 第36天﹕ 每个人都对我毛手毛脚 真受不了 我要自己去Mordor了 sam也跟着我一起来 这样比较好 酱子我就可以继续享受我挚友的脚步按摩 不过我还是觉得难过 毕竟我要离开其他人 特别我发现Gimli是我的性幻想对象 ......... -_-" 他一跎一跎的头发 还有大大的头盔让我觉得满兴奋的........ 呃 不过他不管怎麽样都不会喜欢我的啦 --

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