作者ZayRowz (真实启蒙)
看板NCKU_CSIE93
标题[转录][ＸＤ] 我同学
时间Thu Aug 17 09:03:48 2006
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: mars02abcd (小强) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [ＸＤ] 我同学
时间: Wed Aug 16 18:40:04 2006
我同学是标准宅男
平时足不出户
在网路看妹或连续剧找对象
不过有一天当他踏出宿舍後
见到一位女生
让他心醉不已
经过宅男式徵信查到系级msn
派好朋友打听
结果发现对方也是宅女
於是他们认识了
认识一段时间我同学决定告白
他说
我是宅男
你是宅女
我们根本就是宅配呀
然後就被发卡了
(真人真事 我不是我同学XD)
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1F：推 lemmonpig:XDDDD 08/16 18:42
2F：推 weiss2015:跟人告白不能说人家是宅女啦XD 08/16 18:43
3F：推 kvankam:正蠢宅 XD 08/16 18:45
4F：推 liiko:XD 08/16 18:45
5F：推 tbyxbmike:哈哈 好笑 08/16 18:50
6F：推 mezad:...难怪会被发卡 = = 08/16 18:52
7F：推 StAKA:XDDDDDD 08/16 18:53
8F：推 erilinda:推宅配XDDD 08/16 18:55
9F：推 WDGest:推宅配XDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:03
10F：推 pulua:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:04
11F：推 ck6a83:原来可以这样用...XDDD 08/16 19:04
12F：推 Dvc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:04
13F：推 xl3large:XD 08/16 19:04
14F：推 jp85248:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到不行 08/16 19:06
15F：推 sonyscei:嗯!!记下来，下次告白可以这样问@@" 08/16 19:06
16F：推 nikefat:水喔 08/16 19:08
17F：推 follyfolly25:直接送到家吗XDDDDDD"?!我笑翻了XDDDDD" 08/16 19:09
18F：推 arm370x:元来宅配是这样来的(笔记) 08/16 19:09
19F：推 walkingstick:推宅配 08/16 19:10
20F：推 hahaboy:天生宅配 XD 08/16 19:11
21F：推 shal:XDDDD 真好笑 08/16 19:12
22F：推 fabled:宅配..我笑了XDDDD 08/16 19:17
23F：推 smokeblue:推宅配XDDD 08/16 19:17
24F：推 go20205:XDDDD 08/16 19:20
25F：推 eva0617:XDDD 08/16 19:21
26F：推 rainling:推宅配XDDD 08/16 19:23
27F：推 alan2000:XDDDD... 08/16 19:27
28F：推 shujay:推宅配 XDDD 08/16 19:32
29F：推 papalight:XDDDDDDDD 宅配 08/16 19:32
30F：推 tokyokyokyo:推宅配 但是被拒绝是对的XD 08/16 19:36
31F：推 icenuclear: 推宅配 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/16 19:38
32F：推 conective:XDDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:39
33F：推 jp6vup:宅配...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:40
34F：推 sabrina9510:哈哈哈!!!原来..宅男是降告白 够经典! 08/16 19:43
35F：推 babylc:XDDDDDd 08/16 19:48
36F：推 ha580401:XDDDDDDDDDDD够经典 08/16 19:49
37F：推 sarielyanin:原来是宅配啊～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:51
38F：推 ogawa:推宅配 XDDD 08/16 19:54
39F：推 wannaleave:大推宅配 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:54
40F：推 Timmy3586:推发卡...宅配阿..推推 08/16 19:56
41F：推 kennylin0309:XD 08/16 19:57
42F：推 sportsyzm:XD 08/16 19:57
43F：推 Jda:噗 宅配卡XDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 19:58
44F：→ gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 20:00
45F：推 windelfTW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈 好妙的告白 08/16 20:04
46F：推 pone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 也难怪会被拒绝啦 08/16 20:06
47F：→ liuchihying:帅呆了! 08/16 20:23
48F：推 needhp:宅配很屌哦 08/16 20:30
49F：推 KiYu:强哥 没图没真相XDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 20:36
50F：推 phoeya:推宅配!!! XD 08/16 20:37
51F：推 jasmine271:宅配XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 20:37
52F：推 fannying:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 20:37
53F：推 TKOW:XD 08/16 20:38
54F：推 lockbolt:宅到很屌XDDD 08/16 20:40
55F：推 snca:笑到爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 20:46
56F：推 windlover:.................... 08/16 20:51
57F：推 nnn3:XDDD 变版名了 08/16 21:04
58F：推 mitami:宅配XDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:05
※ Acold:转录至某隐形看板 08/16 21:05
59F：→ han223:噗y 08/16 21:05
60F：推 mydanny:XDDDDD 08/16 21:06
61F：推 alan029:XD 08/16 21:06
62F：→ suyichu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:07
63F：推 CestLaV:xdddddd 08/16 21:10
64F：推 iamseanli:这篇文章只值0银ㄟ，为什麽？ 08/16 21:13
65F：推 peaceyuko:XDDDDD难怪被发卡 08/16 21:14
66F：推 stephie:好惨喔.....XDXD 但是好好笑 @O@ 08/16 21:14
67F：推 mars02abcd:因为我po在joke板再转过来 08/16 21:14
68F：推 hoya520:XD.. 08/16 21:17
69F：推 windforty:宅配到府 恭喜老爷贺喜夫人 08/16 21:20
70F：推 juanmao:宅配XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:21
71F：推 Chiaor:XXXXXXXXXXXXD 宅配到府 恭喜老爷贺喜夫人 08/16 21:25
72F：推 memalina:噗 宅配 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:27
73F：推 Belinda16:爆吧 08/16 21:28
74F：推 UstillmyNo1:XDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:28
75F：推 Candysss:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:31
76F：推 lushenha:这个够屌XDDDDDDD 08/16 21:31
77F：→ gekka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:31
78F：推 dog2000:宅配，赞 08/16 21:31
79F：推 superorton:宅配，赞 08/16 21:33
80F：推 js890634:笑点应该是在被发卡吧XDDDDD 08/16 21:33
81F：推 amazing0:好厉害的宅配 08/16 21:34
82F：推 graffiti2mc:宅配XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:36
83F：推 coreyou:XD 08/16 21:39
84F：推 binsho:宅配 XDDDD 08/16 21:40
85F：推 coolkevin:大王m 08/16 21:40
86F：推 badown:宅配卡~XDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:43
87F：推 eastsea:好笑XD 08/16 21:44
88F：推 tyuers:记得签收阿 08/16 21:44
89F：推 darming:XDDDDDD GJ!! 08/16 21:47
90F：推 spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 21:48
91F：→ alim:我想这个宅字已经深深刻在他身上了吧 Orz 08/16 21:51
92F：→ bobokk:XDDDDD 08/16 21:53
93F：推 aneyoko:宅配XDDDD 08/16 21:55
94F：推 yenwin:原来这就是宅配的意思阿~~ 08/16 21:59
95F：推 koichi0531:XDDDDDD 08/16 22:00
96F：推 siyuen:宅配XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:09
97F：推 okokla:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:11
※ MuYuuSou:转录至看板 NTUE_Nse96 08/16 22:15
98F：推 ukckrk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:16
99F：推 realigi:XD 08/16 22:16
100F：推 weng411:XDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:17
101F：→ WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:18
102F：推 Shalynn: 08/16 22:19
103F：推 csz518:终於找到文章啦 难怪会被发卡XDDDDDDD 08/16 22:19
104F：推 hsuanjj:XDDDD 08/16 22:20
105F：推 Utena:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:20
106F：推 babbitt1007:超好笑的啦!! 宅配!!!!!!! 08/16 22:21
107F：推 vicathene:恭喜你同学收到"宅配联名卡"一张！(颁奖)... 爆吧爆吧！ 08/16 22:21
108F：→ babbitt1007:快爆吧 08/16 22:22
109F：推 wineofheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:22
110F：推 Jiafu:XD爆了嘛 08/16 22:22
111F：推 lwwind:爆! 08/16 22:22
112F：推 jasonlulu:XDDD 08/16 22:24
113F：→ snoopyiou:昏 XDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:24
114F：推 blast23:我可以在你身上写个宅字XD 08/16 22:25
115F：推 KyoDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:25
116F：→ siriusu:噗 08/16 22:26
117F：推 skydear:冏 08/16 22:26
118F：推 Aya7821:好欢乐阿~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:28
119F：推 silentwisher:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:30
120F：推 Aerialy:好强XDDDDDDD 08/16 22:31
121F：推 madrichard:宅配啦XDD 08/16 22:34
122F：推 littletow:干得好呀!!!!! 08/16 22:39
123F：推 ykd:很好笑 请问一下发卡是"fxxx"吗？ 08/16 22:39
124F：推 s011420:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 22:47
125F：推 z3728:宅配XDDDDDDDDD 08/16 23:00
126F：推 godblessu:XD 08/16 23:02
127F：→ happycoser:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 23:02
128F：推 iFEELing:被发卡之後就叫"宅变" 08/16 23:02
129F：推 Lunachen:第一次看到宅配卡XD 08/16 23:06
130F：推 VarX:宅配到家~~~ 08/16 23:13
131F：推 snk0924:泪推宅配卡 连告白都这麽宅.. 08/16 23:21
132F：→ snk0924:还好不是我是阿姆罗 你是V钢弹..... 08/16 23:23
133F：推 Bowco:全城保鲜呢... 08/16 23:26
134F：推 hsubonbon:推你个黑猫~~ 08/16 23:26
135F：推 ImMACACO:哈哈哈 这篇超赞 借转外站 08/16 23:39
136F：推 ghostru:XDDD 08/16 23:52
137F：推 heber: 宅配...XDDDDDDD 08/16 23:58
138F：→ compuworld:XDDD 08/17 00:24
139F：推 j223:天阿 快被笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 00:25
140F：推 bigjam:哈哈哈 好妙的 宅配阿 08/17 00:28
141F：推 quietcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 00:32
142F：→ tzuyang555:XDDDDXDDDDD 08/17 00:36
143F：推 lucid:推宅变 08/17 00:39
144F：推 Cookiekid:宅变+1 比好人卡还囧的宅配卡XD 08/17 00:41
145F：推 ngulin0911:宅配宅到家 08/17 00:58
146F：推 GreenNicky:宅配好哇!!! 08/17 01:06
147F：推 yagami0928:腐女的话就是宅配到腐了吧XD 08/17 01:08
148F：推 hsiehwei:推宅配~~ 08/17 01:08
149F：推 SuperTaco:推宅配到腐XD 08/17 01:11
150F：推 wan0119:推阿推阿 08/17 01:26
151F：推 baocho:全程保鲜 宅配到家喔 XD 08/17 01:27
152F：推 chinzu:来张宅配的图啊XD要後续啊～ 08/17 01:31
153F：推 teoteo:宅配~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 01:35
154F：推 fine0831:推宅配到腐 XDD 08/17 01:47
※ Hatred:转录至看板 Yup00-04 08/17 01:48
155F：推 y2kcat:XD 08/17 01:54
156F：推 td1139:宅配XD 08/17 01:57
157F：推 starshine:XDDDD 08/17 02:01
158F：推 sasha1019:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 02:05
159F：推 Berlin5148:宅配~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 02:20
160F：推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/17 03:26
161F：推 show38:推宅配XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 03:43
162F：→ AAU:宅配阿～～ 08/17 07:42
163F：推 Sunofgod:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 08:49
164F：推 pauhsi:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/17 09:01
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