─────────────────────────────────────── 上礼拜六才在Comedy Central的SNL首播的MV短片 "Jizz in my pants" 我想翻译成"然後我就射了"再也合适不过了. (这大概是本年度最棒的MV之一吧...) Youtube HD版 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&fmt=22 　两天之内一百五十万人次观赏的神作品 和之前满有名的Dick in a box是同一票人搞出来的 附上歌词: Jizz in my pants ANDY & JORMA AKIVA as the DJ JT as the Janitor Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we've got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apoligise, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus Now I'll go home and change (JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin' for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me thats when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS (JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I just ate a grape and I JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) Jizz in my pants ANDY & JORMA AKIVA as the DJ JT as the Janitor Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler (Andy) 横跨房间交错视线 我在节奏轰鸣中放下酒杯 提起你的手交换姓名 没必要玩愚蠢的游戏 我们走过烟雾弥漫的人群 我乘着你的云朵在舞厅的天空上 亲密接触雷射飞舞 肢体交错天使恸哭 离开这里前往你家 享受剩余今宵 你耳语道: 想要更多 然後我就射了 我跟你保证我从来没这样过 我不会道歉, 那样很蠢 都是你的性感舞姿的错 我都射了 别跟你的朋友讲, 不然我会宣扬你很贱 而且都是你乱摸我屁股害的 我很敏感, 有些人说这是优点 我要回家换衣服 (Jorma) 我去买些东西 只想一个人独处 心碎的我不想寻欢 我惊讶的往前看 看到结帐台前有张面孔 我的心跳与时空猛然停止 没想到感觉突然变得如此真实 看着她的双眼告诉我需要个伴 她转头盯着我的脸, 开口: "现金还是信用卡?" 然後我就射了 这很正常! 我很正常! 但是我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下 现在我表现得如此尴尬 因为我射了 讲老实话是你刚刚在调情不断 而且你胸前打包的两颗让我兴奋又困扰 别再表现出你的唾弃 对了 我要用支票 (Andy) 上个礼拜我看了场电影 记忆中应该是个恐怖片 我走出戏院走入雨中 打开电话刚好被你接通 然後我就射了 (Jorma) 红灯闪烁飙车上街 想靠速度逃避自己 耳边响起一首回忆起你我的歌 然後我就射了 (Andy) 隔天我闹钟响 然後我就射了 (Jorma) 打开窗户刮起凉风 然後我就射了 (Andy) 布鲁斯威利在灵异第六感最後面死了 然後我就射了 (Jorma) 我咬了一口葡萄 然後我就射了 然後我就射了 然後我就射了 好了好了给我认真点 *合唱* 每次你站在我旁边我就射了 每次你牵我的手就像和我上床 你说我很幼稚我说这叫激情 我时时刻刻都戴着保险套以防万一 因为我射了 整篇是从西斯版复制过来 因为我不会转录文章 贾斯汀继 dick in a box後又一力作... 这首歌已经占据我的喇叭一整天了 --

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