作者NoPTT (没有PTT)
站内MenTalk
标题[徵文] 这是仇女文
时间Mon May 30 23:16:03 2011
主啊!求你陶冶我的公主,使他够从骄傲变成傲娇;勇敢到能呛走小三 ( 两条船的船夫没
问题吗 ?);在诚实的分手中,毫不气馁;在发喜帖轰炸时,仍保持谦逊温和。
主啊!求你塑造我的公主,不至空有幻想而缺乏美德;引导他在认识你的同时,也知道认
识自己才是幸福的基石。
我祈祷,愿你引导他不求安逸、舒适,相反的,经过压力、艰难和挑战,学习在配偶无薪
假中挺身站立,学会怜恤那些在重压之下失败的弱势。
求你塑造我的公主,心地善良,目标远大(父母双亡遗产千万$%!@误);使他在使唤阿宅时
,也懂得驾驭慾望,而非被媒体商人姊妹带着跑;永不忘记过去的教训,又能伸展入未来
的理想。
当他拥有以上的一切,我还要祷求,赐他足够的幽默感,使他能认真严肃,却不致过分苛
求自己。恳求赐他谦卑,使他永远记牢,伟大中的平凡,运动型的更可贵(活力>>>化妆),
女强人也能傲娇。
如此,我这做阿宅的,才敢偷偷说:
1.「大丈夫だ、问题ない」
2. そんな装备で大丈夫か?
3. 阿宅要求这麽多,开 D 槽比较快吧?
英文很破只剩国中水准 所以没有英文版本
不过麦帅是真的很不错啦
毕业後国文课本还记得的大概不到20篇 其他考过就还老师了 orz
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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak,
and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid; one who will be proud and
unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.
主啊!求你塑造我的儿子,使他够坚强到能认识自己的软弱;够勇敢到能面对惧怕;在诚
实的失败中,毫不气馁;在胜利中,仍保持谦逊温和。
Build me a son whose wishbone will not be where his backbone should be; a son
who will know thee and that to know himself is the foundation stone of
knowledge.
恳求塑造我的儿子,不至空有幻想而缺乏行动;引导他认识你,同时又知道,认识自己乃
是真知识的基石。
Lead him, I pray, not in the path of ease and comfort, but under the stress
and spur of difficulties and challenge. Here let him learn to stand up in the
storm; here let him learn compassion for those who fail.
我祈祷,愿你引导他不求安逸、舒适,相反的,经过压力、艰难和挑战,学习在风暴中挺
身站立,学会怜恤那些在重压之下失败的人。
Build me a son whose heart will be clean, whose goal will be high; a son who
will master himself before he seeks to master other men; one who will learn
to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; one who will reach into the future,
yet never forget the past.
求你塑造我的儿子,心地清洁,目标远大;使他在指挥别人之前,先懂得驾驭自己;永不
忘记过去的教训,又能伸展入未来的理想。
And after all these things are his, add, I pray, enough of a sense of humor,
so that he may always be serious, yet never take himself too seriously. Give
him humility, so that he may always remember the simplicity of greatness, the
open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength.
当他拥有以上的一切,我还要祷求,赐他足够的幽默感,使他能认真严肃,却不致过分苛
求自己。恳求赐他谦卑,使他永远记牢,真伟大中的平凡,真智慧中的开明,真勇力中的
温柔。
Then I, his father, will dare to whisper, "I have not lived in vain".
如此,我这作父亲的,才敢低声说:「我没有虚度此生。」
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