(继续....) 伪Locke: and here comes trouble.... (Survivor <我要活下去> 主题响起. 主持人 Jeff Probst 从林中出来) 伪Kate: <我要活下去> 的杰夫? Jeff Probst from Survivor? 真Jeff: 感谢老天我终於找到你们了 Yeah, thank God I found you guys. 我被困在这里好几周了 I've been strained here for weeks, 而且我的鼻窦炎很严重 and I have the WORST sinus infection. (真Jeff擤鼻子, 结果传出诡异的尖叫声) 伪Shannon: 等等,你的意思是说我们一直在拍 Wait, you mean all the time <我要活下去>, 而且没人来救我们? we were shooting Survivor, and no one came to save us? 伪Hurley: (甩SHannon巴掌) 闭嘴啦 Shut-up! (To Jeff)老兄,你的工作人员咧? Dude, where is your crew? 他们会救我们吗? Can they rescue us? 真Jeff: 恐怕不会,我是唯一留下的人 Afraid not. I'm the only one left. 伪Jack: 你的意思是什麽? 出了什麽事? What do you mean? What happened? 真Jeff: 我们收工以後,我走进丛林撒泡尿 Well, we finished shooting, I went in the jungle to take a whiz, 出来的时候大家都不见了 Come back up and everybody's gone! 我很确定他们很快就会回来了 I'm sure they'll be back soon. 伪Locke: 岛可不是这麽跟我说的.... That's not what the island is telling me. 伪Hurley: 老兄,我也想上电视 Dude, I want to be on television. 你是怎麽得到这份工作的? How did you get your job? 有什麽样的来龙去脉? How did it all begin? 真Jeff: 噢....我...去参加试镜. Oh...I auditioned for it. 然後就得到工作了. And I got it. 伪Locke: 故事才没那麽简单呢... There is more to the story than that... 真Jeff: 不,我是说真的. 就是这样. No, honest. That's what happened. (回忆) (CBS电视台) 女主管: 这位是杰夫,应徵主持人 This is Jeff Probst, reading for "the host". 杰夫,你准备好就开始了. Whenever you're ready, Jeff. Jeff: 我可以准备一下吗? Can I take a moment? 女主管: 当然可以啦. Sure! (Jeff "热身") Jeff: 好了,我可以了. Okay, I am ready. 女主管: 好,我们等你开始 Okay, we'll be waiting. Jeff: "欢迎来到部落议会!" "Welcome to the tribal council!" (注:不熟悉Survivor的人欢迎到RealityShows参考) 女主管: 天啊,这太完美了! 我喜欢! Oh my God! That was perfect! I like that! Jeff: 谢谢你 Thank you. 女主管: 你知道吗?跟你说老实话, You know what? To tell you the truth, 我们只中意你和另一个人 it's down to you and one other person, 你不介意到外面等一下 so would you mind waiting in the hall 我们好做决定? while we make that decision? Jeff: 太感谢了,谢谢你们,大感动.... Thank you, thank you so very much, ... 女主管: 行了,你可以出去了 Okay, you can leave now. Jeff: 好, 谢谢你们! 好莱坞万岁! All right, thank you! 谢谢你们! 谢谢! Go Hollywood! Thank you! (走道) Jeff: 我想就剩我们俩吧? So I guess it's just between us, huh? 倒楣鬼: 哼, 我知道你拿不到啦, Nah, I know you weren't in. 我赢定了. It's ALL ME. 我有外貌优势, I've got the look, 还有一身好家伙 and I've got the guns. Jeff: 你很热中健身之类的吧..? so you like to work out and stuff? 倒楣鬼: 既然你站着, 帮我倒杯水吧? you're up. Give me some water? (饮水机旁: 老鼠药) Jeff: 当然好喽. 没问题. Yeah. Sure. No problem. (现实) 伪Sun: 回忆片段终於结束喽! Flashback's over! 伪Kate: 我不在乎你的过去 I don't care about what your past is. 我想我爱上你了 I think I'm falling in love with you. 伪Jack: Kate...我怎麽办? Kate...what about me? 伪Kate: (对Jack 摇头) (To Jeff) 跟我来, Follow me, I want to show you 我想让你看我最心爱的草丛 my favorite bush. (注: Bush - 女性某身体部位) 真Jeff: 歹势啦, 老兄. Sorry, Bro. 伪Locke: 这是陷阱 Boobtrap. 伪Charlie: 你的通灵能力太神奇了! Your psychic ability is amazing! 伪Locke: 没有啦,每个礼拜都有人 Nah, somebody steps in the 踩到绳结陷阱. rope trap every week. 伪Shannon: 啊,我不是要抱怨啦 Argh, I am not complaing, 只是这个"神秘岛"剧情 but this "mysterious island" thing 变得很没新意了 is getting very predictable. (Fantasy Island <梦幻岛>) 主角现身 老人: 别太铁齿! Don't be so sure! 在梦幻岛上,处处有微笑! Smiles! Smiles everywhere! Where? In the Fantasy Island! 矮人: 飞机! 飞机在海里! The plane! The plane is in the ocean! (结束:FANTASY ISLAND!) --

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