※ [本文转录自 896011XX 看板] 作者: ninikelly (彩虹下的约定~) 看板: 896011XX 标题: [转录][转录]魔王须知(下篇) 时间: Sat Nov 17 14:20:57 2001 ※ [本文转录自 FJU-ACC89a 看板] 作者: KEINO (Phoenix Link) 看板: FJU-ACC89a 标题: [转录]魔王须知(下篇) 时间: Tue Sep 11 10:43:43 2001 42. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. 我不会突然暴怒然後杀死带来坏消息的信差以彰显我的邪恶, 你知道好的信差是 不容易遇到的. 43. I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main sqaure of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along. 我会计划 "定期" 让有勇气的少年/少女穿着奇异的服饰, 带着外地的腔调, 爬上广场上 的纪念碑公然抨击我, 宣称知道我力量的秘密, 同时号召组织反抗军等等.这样一来, 当真正的勇者到来的时候, 市民早就厌烦了. 44. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly,outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. 我不会规定恐怖军团中的高阶女性穿着无暇的钢制胸罩, 比较宽松的服装规定会有比 较高昂的士气. 同样的, 全套黑色皮制服饰只有在正式典礼时才需要穿着. 45. I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung. 我不会采用在陷阱发动前, 将英雄队伍诱入我最高指挥中心的邪恶计划. 46. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. 我不会变成一条蛇, 这一招总是没用. 47. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. 我不会蓄山羊胡, 过去这让你看起来很邪恶, 但是现在这让你看起来像是X世代的 不满份子. 48. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. 我不会将同一队伍的人都关在一起, 而是各自囚禁. 如果他们是非常重要的囚犯, 我会将唯一的牢房钥匙带在身上, 而不是发给每一个地牢守卫一把. 49. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant. 如果我最忠心的副官报告我们的恐怖军团正在输掉一场战争, 我会相信他. 毕竟, 他是我最忠心的副官. 50. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. 如果我击杀的敌人有年幼的兄弟或是子孙在外, 我会立刻找出来而且杀了他们. 而不会等到他们怀着仇恨长大, 在我年老时来找我. 51. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. 当我必须骑马上战场时, 我绝不会接近我恐怖军团的最前线, 也不会寻找敌军中我的对 手. 52. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. 我既没有骑士精神也没有运动精神, 如果我有无敌的超级武器, 我会尽早使用而且常 常使用, 而不会把它收藏起来. 53. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices. 一旦我的权力巩固, 我会摧毁所有令人厌恶的时光旅行机器. 54. I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed. 我会提供预言神殿两个选择: 只为我工作或是被处死. 55. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. 当我抓住一个英雄时, 我会确定我也抓到他的狗, 猴子, 雪貂或是其他任何碰巧在身边 可以解开绳子或是会偷取钥匙的病态可爱小动物. 56. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans. 当我抓到一个美丽的反叛分子, 而她宣称被我的力量与外貌所吸引, 只要让她参与 我的计划, 她就会背叛她的同伴. 对此, 我会维持健康的怀疑态度. 57. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance. 我只会雇用为钱工作的奖金猎人人. 那些为了乐趣而狩猎的家伙很可能会做出愚蠢的 事, 例如很奇怪的给与对方逃命的机会. -- ┌┌┌┌ Origin: 小鱼的紫色花园 <fpg.twbbs.org> 140.112.200.214 ───┐┐┐┐ └└└└ From : h8.s123.ts32.hinet.net ───────────────┘┘┘┘-- ┌┌┌┌ Origin: 小鱼的紫色花园 <fpg.twbbs.org> 140.112.200.214 ───┐┐┐┐ └└└└ From : 186.c210-85-53.ethome.net.tw ────────────┘┘┘┘-- ┌┌┌┌ Origin: 小鱼的紫色花园 <fpg.twbbs.org> 140.112.200.214 ───┐┐┐┐ 标题: [转录][转录][转录]魔王须知(下篇) 时间: Sun Nov 18 09:48:04 2001 ※ [本文转录自 896011XX 看板] 作者: ninikelly (彩虹下的约定~) 看板: 896011XX 标题: [转录][转录]魔王须知(下篇) 时间: Sat Nov 17 14:20:57 2001 ※ [本文转录自 FJU-ACC89a 看板] 作者: KEINO (Phoenix Link) 看板: FJU-ACC89a 标题: [转录]魔王须知(下篇) 时间: Tue Sep 11 10:43:43 2001 42. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. 我不会突然暴怒然後杀死带来坏消息的信差以彰显我的邪恶, 你知道好的信差是 不容易遇到的. 43. I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main sqaure of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along. 我会计划 "定期" 让有勇气的少年/少女穿着奇异的服饰, 带着外地的腔调, 爬上广场上 的纪念碑公然抨击我, 宣称知道我力量的秘密, 同时号召组织反抗军等等.这样一来, 当真正的勇者到来的时候, 市民早就厌烦了. 44. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly,outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. 我不会规定恐怖军团中的高阶女性穿着无暇的钢制胸罩, 比较宽松的服装规定会有比 较高昂的士气. 同样的, 全套黑色皮制服饰只有在正式典礼时才需要穿着. 45. I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung. 我不会采用在陷阱发动前, 将英雄队伍诱入我最高指挥中心的邪恶计划. 46. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. 我不会变成一条蛇, 这一招总是没用. 47. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. 我不会蓄山羊胡, 过去这让你看起来很邪恶, 但是现在这让你看起来像是X世代的 不满份子. 48. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. 我不会将同一队伍的人都关在一起, 而是各自囚禁. 如果他们是非常重要的囚犯, 我会将唯一的牢房钥匙带在身上, 而不是发给每一个地牢守卫一把. 49. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant. 如果我最忠心的副官报告我们的恐怖军团正在输掉一场战争, 我会相信他. 毕竟, 他是我最忠心的副官. 50. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. 如果我击杀的敌人有年幼的兄弟或是子孙在外, 我会立刻找出来而且杀了他们. 而不会等到他们怀着仇恨长大, 在我年老时来找我. 51. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. 当我必须骑马上战场时, 我绝不会接近我恐怖军团的最前线, 也不会寻找敌军中我的对 手. 52. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. 我既没有骑士精神也没有运动精神, 如果我有无敌的超级武器, 我会尽早使用而且常 常使用, 而不会把它收藏起来. 53. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices. 一旦我的权力巩固, 我会摧毁所有令人厌恶的时光旅行机器. 54. I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed. 我会提供预言神殿两个选择: 只为我工作或是被处死. 55. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. 当我抓住一个英雄时, 我会确定我也抓到他的狗, 猴子, 雪貂或是其他任何碰巧在身边 可以解开绳子或是会偷取钥匙的病态可爱小动物. 56. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans. 当我抓到一个美丽的反叛分子, 而她宣称被我的力量与外貌所吸引, 只要让她参与 我的计划, 她就会背叛她的同伴. 对此, 我会维持健康的怀疑态度. 57. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance. 我只会雇用为钱工作的奖金猎人人. 那些为了乐趣而狩猎的家伙很可能会做出愚蠢的 事, 例如很奇怪的给与对方逃命的机会. -- ┌┌┌┌ Origin: 小鱼的紫色花园 <fpg.twbbs.org> 140.112.200.214 ───┐┐┐┐ └└└└ From : h8.s123.ts32.hinet.net ───────────────┘┘┘┘-- ┌┌┌┌ Origin: 小鱼的紫色花园 <fpg.twbbs.org> 140.112.200.214 ───┐┐┐┐ └└└└ From : 186.c210-85-53.ethome.net.tw ────────────┘┘┘┘-- ┌┌┌┌ Origin: 小鱼的紫色花园 <fpg.twbbs.org> 140.112.200.214 ───┐┐┐┐