作者Ungoliant (杨果里恩)
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标题[外电] The Two Types of Knicks Fans
时间Sat Mar 26 21:24:51 2011
http://www.nysportspace.com/profiles/blogs/the-two-types-of-knicks-fans
Posted by NYsportsGUY on March 24, 2011 at 8:30pm
两种尼克迷
Since the Carmelo Anthony trade, The New York Knicks have not performed at a
level most fans expected. These expectations were only exemplified by the
fact that Knicks fans were absolutely famished after 10 years of MSG turmoil
while simultaneously learning how to use the Internet. In case you didn't
know, the Internet is the place where you can log in, check your mailbox,
steal music, wank it, make bad investments, and complain about sports teams -
All at the same fucking time.
自甜瓜交易案以来，尼克未打出球迷期望的水准。是那些因为十年来麦迪逊花园广场的
混乱无章而饥饿万分的尼克迷们才能理解的期望，同时他们也学会了如何使用网路。怕你
不知道网路是啥，网路就是你可以登入看看你的信箱啊、偷载盗版音乐啊、看着他打手枪
啊、胡乱投资一通以及同时还可以在上面抱怨体育队伍的地方，全部都可以一次完成。
Being that I know a thing or two about this here internet, I have been able
to identify, collaborate, aggregate, compile, compartmentalize, and divide
the entire Knicks fan-scape into two categories. Group 1: People who don't
think like me and are stupid and Group 2: People who think like me and are
smart. Let us further bucketize the two groups.
由於个人对於网路略知一二，我可以监定、统整、统计、汇集、划分并且分类所有的尼克
迷成两大类：第一类，跟我想法不同，智障的人；第二类，跟我想法相同，睿智的人。让
我们进一步的归类这两组人。
Group 1: People who don't think like me and are stupid
You know who you are. The last time you played basketball you were in Junior
High and you thought that if you tried out for the basketball team you'd get
girls. But you we're WRONG. Instead, bitches made fun of you because you
looked more awkward than a pedo asking a teen in a mouse costume at Chuckee
Cheese if they had any job openings.
第一类：跟我想法不同，智障的人。
你知道自己是那一类的！你上一次打篮球是遥远的国中时期，那时你幻想着如果尝试在球
队里面打球就可以把到妹。但你发现自己实在是大错特错！相反的，那些美眉取笑你因为
你看起来比一个小底迪穿着像Chuckee Cheese那样的老鼠装向一个青少年询问有没有工作
机会还更怪胎。(Chuckee Cheese是类似玩具反斗城的商城http://tinyurl.com/4bjrcro，
吉祥物是一只老鼠。)
You think that all it takes to win games is to have the two best players on
the court. That the best players are the two highest scorers. STOP IT. You
think that if a team loses games in the 4th quarter, it MUST be the coaches
fault. The coach and only the coach is responsible for how a team executes
late in games. Let me tell you the difference between basketball and
football. In pigskin, you can put a great coach on a shit team and that team
will improve dramatically. In hoops, you can put a great coach on a shit team
and that team will only be a little better if not stay exactly the same. It
basketball, it about 85% personnel and 15% coaching and that's generous to
coaches.
你以为只要把最好的两个球员放在同一队里就能赢球。这里说的最好的球员是指得分最高
的人。行行好，停止这样想吧！你以为如果一支球队老在第四节输球，一定是教练的错。
教练，只有教练，该负责任。让我告诉你篮球和美式足球的不同吧！在美式足球界里，让
一个好教头执掌一支烂队，这支球队会有戏剧性的进步。在篮球界里，让一个好教头管一
支大烂队，这支球队要是没有团结一致，只会变好一点点而已。这就是篮球，这是决定於
85%的个人因素和15%的教练能力，这数字已经夸大教练的所占的份量了。
You think the Knicks aren't playing well because Carmelo is overrated and
Chauncey is old. You think the trade was retarded and shouldn't have ever
been made. You also think Tim Mozgov is a jacked, hairy character from Street
Fighter II Turbo. YOU DANCE VERY WELL. You also look at the other side of
this deal to see the Nuggets short term success. Using that as the main
factor to determine if the trade worked from the Knicks perspective is plain
silly. It will take at least until the end of next season to make a
legitimate evaluation.
你以为尼克打得不好是因为甜瓜被高估了，枪西老了。你以为这笔交易阻碍了球队，根本
不应该做这笔交易。而且你还以为Mozgov他是街头霸王2里面的那个粗野的、毛茸茸的猛男
(点了就知道在说啥http://tinyurl.com/dgrzn5 )。你还关注於交易的那一方，金块的所
得到的短期成功。用这来当作主要的观点来衡量这笔交易尼克来说是否成功不过是很单纯
直接的愚蠢罢了。至少要到下季季末才有办法合理的评估谁赚谁赔。
Group 2: People who think like me and are smart
Let me clarify by stating that thinking like me and having intelligence are
mutually exclusive. In fact, I had to search for the definition of mutually
exclusive before writing that last sentence, which confirms the validity of
it. Huh? Oh yeah, KNICKS. Smart fans understand that nothing great without
hard work and patience. It takes time to build a championship level roster
and a championship level TEAM.
第二类：跟我想法相同，睿智的人。
让我澄清一下，跟我想法相同和拥有智力是互相排斥的。事实上，在我写下这个字之前，
我还得先找一下互相排斥的定义，确定我没有用错字。什麽？喔对啦，尼克！聪明的球迷
们理解如果不努力练习的话，没有什麽能变好。建造一份冠军等级的球员名单和成为一支
冠军等级的队伍是需要时间的。
The Knicks record before the trade? 28-26. After the trade? 7-10. BIG WHOOP.
There are going to have to play at least 90 more games before we can
reasonably assess the trade, D'Antoni, Chauncey, and Donnie Walsh. Are people
who think like me happy about the team's recent play? HELL NO. They haven't
been getting it done. It's isn't acceptable to NOT exert 100% effort, to
continuously fail in the 4th Quarter, and to NOT call a timeout when your
team is clearly in need of a rest and strategic direction. We have seen all
of these problems surface at times during the last 17 games.
交易前尼克的战绩？28胜26负。交易後？7胜10负。拜托...，至少也要90几场以上的比赛
才能合理的评估这笔交易、冷笑话、枪西以及Walsh。跟我想法的人对於尼克近来的表现感
到开心吗？当然不啊！他们没有做好嘛！没有百分百的尽力、持续地输在第四节以及当你
的球队显然需要休息一下并做一番战术布署时却不叫暂停，这些都是无法接受的。在过去
的17场比赛中这些问题都浮在表面上。
So why the Knicks keep getting tired at the end of games? Why they give up so
many points each night? Why does the other team get so many easy shots. It is
due to ONE primary reason. ROSTER. This team was just gutted out and
repackaged like a pig becoming a delicious sausage patty. The Knicks don't
have the depth to play this laborious schedule and win a lot of games. They
don't have a Center on this roster. Not one. Ronnie Turiaf is not a legit
Center. A backup center, AT BEST. When you don't have a Center, you give up a
lot of points. EASY points. Especially when your PF is not a great defender
to make up the slack. Plus you don't have a backup PG which is even harder
when your starting PG is old and injury prone after a long ass dramatic
season. These aren't excuses, they are facts. The best teams in the league
have a defensive center, if not two centers. The Magic, Bulls, Mavs, Lakers.
All these teams have big man who are dominant defensively.
所以尼克为什麽总是在比赛末段懒洋洋的？为什麽他们每晚都放弃那麽多的分数？为什麽
对手得那麽多轻松的分数？都是因为这个主要的原因：球员名单。这支球队刚刚从一笔大
交易中走出，被重新包装的像是一块诱人的、可口的香肠馅饼。尼克没有足够的深度去应
付这费力的赛程并赢得许多场比赛。他们名单中没有中锋。完全没有。跳跳虎不是正统的
中锋，最好最好就是一个替补中锋吧！要是你没有中锋，你就会放弃掉很多分数，轻松的
分数。特别是当你的大前锋还不是个优秀的防守者来弥补不足。而且你还没有替补控卫，
这在当你的先发控卫老了且在漫长的赛季中容易受伤之际又更加艰难了。这些不是藉口，
他们是事实。联盟中的强队都有个防守中锋。魔术、公牛、小牛和湖人，这些球队都有能
在防守端宰制球场的长人。
Those are the two groups and congratulations, we are all stupider for reading
this. I wrote this last blog the Knicks Need ___ to Become a Contender before
the Knicks got Melo and I stand proudly by my initial diagnosis. The Knicks
got Melo, but still need a Center, a backup PG, and a change in coaching
Philosophy. The Knicks got one of the 4, once we get the other 2 roster
spots, all that needs to happen is D'Antoni to do his job and good things
will happen for all Knicks fans.
这就是两类尼克迷。恭喜！读完这篇让我们都更智障了...(翻译至此我的确这麽认为...)。
我上次在甜瓜来尼克之前在这个部落格发表了[尼克需要____才能成为竞争者]一文，
( http://tinyurl.com/49xm988 )，我对於我做出的诊断感到骄傲。尼克得到甜瓜，但仍然
需要一个中锋、一个替补控卫以及教练哲学的改变。尼克现在得到其中四个之一，一旦再填
补上名单上的两个漏洞，就剩下冷笑话要做好他的工作，然後好事情就会降临在尼克迷身上
了。
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※ 编辑: Ungoliant 来自: 175.180.242.195 (03/26 21:27)
1F：推 Jefa910:这篇还真靠北....但我非常睿智 03/26 21:33
2F：→ Jefa910:这篇被热火迷看到会被嘘爆.. 03/26 21:33
3F：推 unmeinohito:这篇是在干麻啊? 03/26 21:52
4F：→ unmeinohito:为啥火迷会嘘?? 没提到火的东西啊 03/26 21:52
5F：→ Ungoliant:这篇就是在讲一些老梗，但我被标题+第一段骗了以为很有 03/26 21:53
6F：→ Ungoliant:趣...，所以...决定一起残害大家...。 03/26 21:54
7F：推 MOJS:还好我本来就是睿智的, 一楼是愚蠢的 03/26 21:56
8F：推 ZIDENS:桑吉亚夫推 03/26 21:58
9F：推 j27050707:推! 03/26 23:18
10F：推 david319:大推巴戈契夫跳舞....... 03/27 01:27
11F：→ Jefa910:板主 MOJS人身攻击 03/27 01:43
12F：推 david319:已处理......详情请看至底公告... 03/27 04:07
13F：推 BlueSatan:1F的意思是暗讽火迷只会怪教练啦... 03/28 19:35
14F：推 RAYWU321:chuckee cheese 他是里面有电动跟很大塑胶管子可以在里面 03/30 23:03
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