http://www.mjfanclub.net/mjforum373/showthread.php?t=34934 又有歌迷把David Gest自传中关於MJ的故事打出来了 转自MJFC论坛 Stories from David Gest’s autobio “Simply the Gest” On Michael’s own money, he and I flew to Nashville and rented a car. He drove. I soon set about driving him mad, just totally bonkers. 麦可花钱和我一起飞到了Nashville 我们租了辆车 他开车 很快的我就想让他抓狂 In Nashville we were booked into a really nice hotel, Spence Manor. We pulled up alongside an intercom system you had to get past to get to go through the main gates. Michael didn’t know Nasville, so I sensed an opportunity to have some fun. 我们订了一间很好的旅馆 我们在一个对讲机旁边停车 你要经过那里才能进到大门 麦可不太了解Nashville 所以我觉得有机会整他了 I told him that because we were in the self styled “Music City” we had to abide by one of the local traditions. 我告诉他既然我们是来到了一个音乐之城 我们最好遵循当地传统 “Michael, you have to sing into the intercom,” I said. 我跟他说 麦可 你必须对着对讲机唱歌 “Sing what?” 他说 唱歌? “You have to sing ‘It’s Music City and I am here. I’m Mike McDonald so let ’s raise a cheer.’ Otherwise they won’t let you in. You have to do it,” I told him. 我说 你要唱 这是音乐之城 我来了 我是麦可麦当劳 大家欢呼吧 否则他们不会让你进去 的 你要这麽做 He gave me a puzzled look but went along with it. The guy on the end of the intercom came on and said in his southern accent, “How can I help you?” 他一脸困惑的看着我 但还是照作了 对讲机另一边的人 用他南方口音问 我能帮你甚麽? Michael began to sing and the voice on the intercom replied, “Sorry, we don’ t let ******s in here.” 麦可就开始唱了 对讲机回应 抱歉我们不让 XXXXX进来 They wouldn’t open the gates. I was laughing so hard I was on the floor. Michael didn’t quite get it for a moment but as soon as he did he nearly peed his pants too. He couldn’t believe he had been such an idiot as to do that. 他们不愿开门 我笑翻了 刚开始麦可不大了解发生甚麽事 当他终於了解他坐了甚麽 他差点尿裤子了 他不敢相信自己作了这麽白痴的事情 故事二: Michael and I used to have so much fun playing jokes on each other. My favourite prank was to put on another voice and pretend to be someone else – I loved to do voices. In the early days of working together, Michael went to stay at a hotel in Little Rock, Arkansas. He loved to eat. He had just arrived and I knew the first thing he would do was order food from room service. So I beat him to the punch. As soon as he got to his room, I rang him up, putting on a woman’s voice, and said, “Honey, do you want to order room service?” 麦可跟我总是互相开玩笑捉弄对方 我最爱的恶作剧就是假装别人的声音 在早年我们一起 工作的时候 麦可会去住在阿坎瑟斯的Little Rock 他喜欢吃东西 我知道他一抵达的第一 件事情就是叫客房服务 所以在他一到房间时 我打给他了 用女人的声音说 亲爱的你想要 点客房服务吗? “Oh yes, baby, I’ll have a hamburger,” he said. He always called people sweetheart or baby. 他说 当然 宝贝 我想要个汉堡 他总是叫人家甜心或宝贝 XD “Ok, darling,” I replied. 我说 没问题达伶 “I would like some mustard and ketchup.” 他说我想要点 芥末酱和番茄酱 “Baby, we have no mustard and ketchup.” 我说 我们没有耶 “None?” he asked. 他说 没有? “None. We just ran out and our shipment is two days late,” I replied. 我说 没有 我们刚用完 而进货迟了两天 “Ok, I will have some relish.” 他说 没关系 那我要一些relish “Honey, we’re all out of relish. We just got rid of the last of it.” 我说 我们也用完了 “Ok, I’ll have mayonaise.” 他说 没关系 那来点美乃滋 “No mayonaise.” 我说 也没有 “Cheese and lettuce?” 他说 起司和生菜? “No cheese or lettuce.” 我说 也没有 “Fries?” 薯条? “No fries.” 没有 “Well, just put some butter and tomato in the bun.” 他说 这样阿 那就放点奶油和番茄在面包里吧 “Honey, we have no buns, just toast.” 我说 我们没有面包 只有土司 By this point he had enough, so he just started screaming, “You have no mustard, you have no ketchup, you have no fries, you have no buns. What kind of restaurant is this?” 这时他终於受够了 他开始向我尖叫说 你们没有芥末酱 没有番茄酱 没有薯条 没有面包 这甚麽餐厅阿? (MJ耐心也太好了吧 忍这麽久才发飙喔XD) I started cracking up. It was then that I realized I had him. I did exactly the same thing to him 25 years later. We weren’t working together then but I knew where he was staying. 我开始大笑 那时候我知道我整到他了 我在25年後又作了同样的事 我们没有在一起工作 但我知道他住在哪里 -- In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. In a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe. ~~~~By Michael Jackson --

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