作者II33 (LOCKIN万岁XD)
看板KS95-318
标题[转录][豪洨] 免洗筷
时间Wed Aug 1 00:16:19 2007
※ [本文转录自 sex 看板]
作者: lovabun (手塚) 看板: sex
标题: [豪洨] 免洗筷
时间: Mon Jun 18 08:11:00 2007
刚刚学姊买了一堆火锅料
来我家煮火锅
看着所有的馅料 已经熟透了
我便迫不及待的拿起免洗筷要夹来吃
结果学姊细心的说
[ 学弟! 不要用免洗筷喔~那会有二氧化硫 ]
说着便拿起一旁洗好的餐具
[ 来~给你钢筷 (递) ]
然後我就很快的肛了学姊...
结果现在学姐哭着说要报警
What's Wrong ?!
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1F:推 kutkin:先补血 06/18 08:13
2F:推 LGHa:为什麽我觉得满好笑的... 06/18 08:14
3F:推 andyher:老梗中不失清新脱俗 06/18 08:19
4F:推 gfneo:标题都打豪洨了,就推一把吧 06/18 08:23
5F:推 Cyclo:XD 06/18 08:24
6F:推 testament:给你肛 快... 06/18 08:25
7F:推 sandnfish:原PO透早就着猴~嗯~有前途~有前途~ 06/18 08:37
8F:推 Qr2:推 有笑到 06/18 08:51
9F:推 oklaaccc:笑一个 06/18 08:52
10F:推 btowhu:好笑耶XD 06/18 08:58
11F:推 kill11401:学姐好像很痛 06/18 08:59
12F:推 FranKang:有前面不要偏要後面,真令人倒胃口 06/18 09:11
13F:→ Devarena:靠盃啦XD 06/18 09:15
14F:推 Schnell:XD 06/18 09:25
15F:推 polome:XD 06/18 09:27
16F:推 cycu0315:XD 06/18 09:33
17F:推 gmoond13:推 06/18 09:42
18F:推 elegant1024:有好笑到XD 06/18 09:47
19F:推 happychacha:笑死了 06/18 09:48
20F:推 vzdce:干XD~这篇好笑 06/18 09:50
21F:推 tasy89:科科 06/18 09:58
22F:推 shepherdy:XD 06/18 09:59
23F:推 ScottProctor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 10:04
24F:推 doidoidoi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 10:06
25F:推 luro:非常好笑 06/18 10:14
26F:推 hung1412:科科 06/18 10:19
27F:推 i5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 10:19
28F:→ i5:钢筷 快肛 傻傻分不清 xddddd 06/18 10:20
29F:推 Kevinsheu:真的有好笑 推一下 06/18 10:29
30F:推 valley7788:XD 06/18 10:30
31F:推 aoc5000:有创意XD 06/18 10:31
32F:推 a784801yk48: 06/18 10:33
33F:推 blufish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 10:42
34F:推 w0320:结尾报好笑 06/18 10:48
35F:推 joejoe21:就是因为你太快了 学姊才报警的 这麽不懂女孩心(烟) 06/18 10:53
36F:推 infinima:有笑有推 06/18 10:53
37F:→ coolbaby119:有笑XD 06/18 11:06
38F:推 KruKru:肛肛 06/18 11:06
39F:推 ttlun:笑了 06/18 11:18
40F:推 novelalucard:haha 06/18 11:18
41F:推 ohmyjesus:现在流行短篇豪洨吗XDDD 06/18 11:18
42F:推 majohnsha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/18 11:21
43F:推 TKWdEmoN:XDD 06/18 11:26
44F:推 sempls:有笑 有XD 06/18 11:27
45F:推 Jumbokuei:有笑有推~简短有力的一篇 06/18 11:31
46F:推 walulu:好笑!! 06/18 11:36
47F:推 newnewnew1:给你肛,快!!! 06/18 11:45
48F:推 baloney:不错 06/18 11:56
49F:推 GBIO:哈哈 06/18 12:10
50F:推 thatzforeva:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 12:14
51F:推 theRice:有肛有推~ 06/18 12:17
52F:推 ioopoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 12:19
53F:推 setzuna:有笑有推~ 06/18 12:21
54F:→ OGC168:推一下 06/18 12:29
55F:推 carlwang25:笑点在最後一句XDDDD 06/18 12:42
56F:推 e2167471:满头雾水的问what's wrong 超好笑 06/18 12:42
57F:推 tussh:科科~很sexy的joke文 06/18 12:46
58F:推 shadowstrike:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 12:48
59F:推 somehow121:XDDDD 06/18 12:48
60F:推 GVR13:GJ! 06/18 12:49
61F:推 sky823:XD~ 06/18 12:57
62F:推 Samuraiki:推阿~~ 06/18 12:59
63F:推 Nocp:推阿~短篇是王道! 06/18 13:05
64F:嘘 zaidan:........... 06/18 13:09
65F:推 thatzforeva:脑残嘘帮补血 06/18 13:13
66F:推 bigbigword:有笑到XD 06/18 13:18
67F:推 rockyup:这好笑... 06/18 13:19
68F:推 hate56:我笑了XD 06/18 13:20
69F:推 shoter:一次给你两只 钢 筷 06/18 13:20
70F:推 daimoniii:XD 06/18 13:24
71F:推 Amitabha:给你肛 快! 06/18 13:30
72F:推 AKAHOSHI:XD 06/18 13:31
73F:推 howardcksh19:快笑死~~~~ 06/18 13:34
74F:→ ccris:学姊改学长会更好笑 06/18 13:37
75F:推 hxcxw:科科 06/18 13:37
76F:推 maxlovesviva:好笑好笑.. 一开始我还以为要用免喜快比喻Puma说XDDD 06/18 13:39
77F:推 Melson:XD 06/18 13:50
78F:推 mmm90415:XD 06/18 13:56
79F:推 MyDarling:XDD 06/18 13:56
80F:→ orange90897:多快..? 10秒是吧=..= 06/18 13:59
81F:推 absbreak:果然豪洨 06/18 14:15
82F:推 DevilVic:XDDD 06/18 14:17
83F:推 sworddragon:豪洨极短篇 06/18 14:20
84F:推 mirage0908:有豪洨,有西斯,我只能推了 ~~ 06/18 14:24
85F:推 Secretkiwi:帅 06/18 14:25
86F:推 littleseal:有笑点 06/18 14:29
87F:推 Fist1001:就是因为你太快了 学姊才报警的 这麽不懂女孩心 06/18 14:33
88F:推 yellowgolem:给你肛,快! XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 14:33
89F:推 iamhsg:XDDDDDD 06/18 14:33
90F:推 iserven:给他爆给他爆 06/18 14:35
91F:推 chamlakers:XDDDDDD 豪洨果然好笑 06/18 14:36
92F:推 RainyDays:哈 06/18 14:40
93F:推 elle0001tw:What's Wrong XD 06/18 14:49
94F:推 katou:果真豪洨+1 06/18 14:55
95F:推 swgun:再肛一次阿 她都要报警了xd 06/18 15:19
96F:推 pigpigqq:有笑有推 06/18 15:35
97F:推 greenmt:我笑了XD 06/18 15:36
98F:推 hope951:What's Wrong XDDD 06/18 16:07
99F:→ lungz2007:她都说要报警了,你还不直接中出,说不定她会因此打消念头 06/18 16:08
100F:→ Fist1001: 她都说要报警了,你还不直接中出,说不定她会因此打消念头 06/18 16:10
101F:推 zinner: 她都说要报警了,你还不直接中出,说不定她会因此打消念头 06/18 16:12
102F:推 chencw:有豪洨到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 16:13
103F:推 Fist1001: 她都说要报警了,你还不直接中出,说不定她会因此打消念头 06/18 16:17
104F:推 Fist1001: 她都说要报警了,你还不直接中出,说不定她会因此打消念头 06/18 16:31
105F:→ skyyo:好好笑XD 06/18 16:34
106F:推 hizerg:短篇很好笑阿 帮推 06/18 16:36
107F:推 morning99:快爆了 06/18 16:41
108F:→ Scorpio777:...... 06/18 16:45
109F:推 AngelLena:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很好笑 06/18 16:50
110F:推 hl4su3ao4:超级好笑XD 06/18 16:56
111F:推 wra:科科 06/18 17:08
112F:推 nanach12:.....还算好笑 06/18 17:12
113F:推 skare:干...五狗靠背.. 06/18 17:12
114F:推 ciffel:XD 06/18 17:14
115F:推 Retnuh:XDDDD 06/18 17:14
116F:推 kinosky2000:刚爆了 06/18 17:29
117F:推 nobc22:XDD 06/18 17:34
118F:推 combarzXD:好笑 06/18 17:50
※ Fist1001:转录至看板 joke 06/18 18:06
119F:推 xuwei:有好笑 06/18 18:13
120F:推 jackloutter:XD~~~~ 06/18 18:25
121F:推 reallybestx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推 06/18 18:31
122F:推 nowaytosay:XDGC 06/18 18:36
123F:推 playoneLa:干XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 19:04
124F:推 kikijuice:靠北XDDDDDD 06/18 19:08
125F:→ game80315:猜到了 06/18 19:36
126F:推 f9968106:靠夭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 19:35
127F:推 o030291469:原po是个人材.... 06/18 20:11
128F:推 henry74918:禾斗禾斗 06/18 20:35
129F:推 bruce1221:囧 不过很好笑 06/18 20:46
130F:→ senjor:不小心笑了 Orz 06/18 20:51
131F:推 hung1412:禾斗禾斗 06/18 21:40
132F:推 chingGTW:你跟五楼去警局相见欢吧 06/18 21:45
133F:推 KZS:笑到翻 06/18 22:10
134F:推 lph:科科 06/18 22:57
135F:推 ovr:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 23:45
136F:推 EricTsai:magicapo 06/19 00:27
137F:推 nashsien:XD 06/19 00:49
138F:推 flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 01:11
139F:推 ven456:科 06/19 01:52
140F:推 windangel777:好笑XD 06/19 02:18
141F:推 MLVForgood:XDD 06/19 02:23
142F:推 wolfking:给你钢 筷~~~ 06/19 02:37
143F:推 wuvince:有豪洨,有西斯,有笑点 不得不推 06/19 08:06
144F:推 kerry168:有笑有推... 06/19 14:45
145F:推 shisa:好笑XDD 06/19 15:38
146F:推 airtai:完全笑出来~~~ 06/20 00:59
147F:推 yihkoko:赞 06/20 02:32
148F:推 cliveshe:一句话...够了...点到了... 06/20 14:57
149F:推 Courake:XD 06/20 17:01
150F:推 OniEikichi:XDDDDDXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 20:23
151F:推 ghoostii:What's Wrong ?! XD 06/21 11:52
152F:推 sid814:爆爆爆~ 快肛吧 06/21 20:56
153F:推 evilpoa:XDDDDDDDDD 06/22 17:36
154F:推 kohoost:XDXDXD 06/27 12:18
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