作者windermere02 (PP)
看板Federer
标题Re: [问题] 奶牛??
时间Fri Jul 13 12:52:45 2007
另外这篇就有点残忍了。。。
http://0rz.tw/a42QJ
以下节录重点
Perhaps we shouldn't be making jokes about rumps. I read that the cow presented
to Roger Federer by the Swiss public in 2003 when he won his first Wimbledon
was slaughtered because it had not been producing enough milk. Federer was
unaware of this, but being a proud son of the East Rand he would understand
that you can't let 800kg of beef go to waste, especially if it's not producing
any milk. When Federer received the cow (called Juliette) he said he would
learn how to milk it. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a bovine princess
who has learnt to milk having no knickers or talent for all they are worth.
It's beyond time she followed Juliette to the slaughterhouse.
基本上是说Roger不知道Juliette要被杀掉
(对照上篇跟前後文我觉得应该是指事前不知道)
然後又说虽然Roger不知道
不过他们相信Roger应该知道800公斤的牛肉不该被浪费(。。。。。。)
尤其是这只牛已经不能制造牛奶了~
我觉得这篇真的是打击到我,Juliette怎麽可以等同八百公斤的牛肉。。。
这岂不是在跟我说我家的狗等同三公斤的狗肉,我等同?公斤的人肉。。。
反正我跟我家的狗都没在制造milk。。。
总括看起来这件事情是在今年温网之前就发生
Roger是事後才知道,他也很伤心,不过温网打得看起来没有太大问题(?)
唉,我还是觉得很可惜,很可惜。。。
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1F:推 Rfed:不过这种事也许在当地是理所当然的吧 07/13 13:17
2F:推 windermere02:是没错,但送给他的牛要杀连问都不问他一声...... 07/13 14:25
3F:→ windermere02:先杀了以後还在他备战温网的时候跟他讲-.-||| 07/13 14:25
4F:→ windermere02:这这这,实在是让我太难以接受了orz 07/13 14:25
5F:推 sauviat:这太过分了吧 好难接受这样的说法 07/13 15:16
6F:推 tallhigh:总觉得这真是不好的预兆啊.... 07/14 00:03
7F:推 windermere02:茱丽叶在温网就死了,别想太多~ 07/14 00:11
8F:推 VWilliams:对不起= = 看到八百公斤笑了= = 07/14 01:08