https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G4HYwgDfEnE Peggy: I just can't imagine anything better than being a mommy. Lynette: Really? Peggy: I know it's a lot of work, but luckily my husband plans to be really hands-on. Lynette: That's not gonna happen. Peggy: He's different. Lynette: Does he have boobs? Peggy: No. Lynette: Then you're the only bar in town. That baby can scream into a bullhorn, and Johnny won't budge. Peggy: Most women say this is the greatest experience of their life. Lynette: Most women are liars. My mother was a liar, and her mother was a liar, and your mother is a liar. It's a lie every generation tells the next so they can get grandchildren. Peggy: Please stop talking to me. Lynette: You have to be prepared. Your children will hit you and steal from your purse. Your husband will begin to buy your birthday presents at the car wash. And the kicker, for the rest of your life, there will be so many moments when you feel lonely, but you will never be alone. -- https://disp.cc/b/Gossiping/aSC5 尚市长 X 给乡民问吗 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQi4uvALxjk --

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