作者nantonaku (祖蓝哥哥~)
看板Eng-Class
标题[求译] 看不懂的英文笑话~orz
时间Tue Mar 29 00:40:04 2011
1
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,
and family values.
Bill said, “I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?”
Larry replied, “I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?”
查过字典 maiden name是类似中文闺名的意思，就是出嫁前的名字
出嫁後大部份都从夫姓
但我还是不懂，为什麽Larry要这麽问呢？
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2
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,”
the divorce court judge said, “and I've decided to give your wife $775
a week.”
“That's very fair, Your Honor,” the husband said.
“And every now and then, I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.”
本来不就是要寄钱给她吗？ 最後一句笑点为何呢？
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3
An old woman goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the last 40 years.
The wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”
The old woman says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
本来是husband and wife 变这样好笑在哪呢？
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4
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
redneck好像是指农夫 但完全不懂好笑在哪？
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5
A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
“I'm O.K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?” asks the nurse.
“Oops!”
真的不懂~ orz
感谢版友不吝指点~
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1F：→ alixia:Bill跟他老婆没有发生婚前性行为, 问Larry呢? (是问Larry 03/29 01:00
2F：推 LawrenceS:Ooops就像医生手滑，做错了甚麽之类的，所以好笑 XDDD 03/29 01:01
3F：→ alixia:跟Larry老婆有没有. 但Larry故意把他的问题当作 "那你在我 03/29 01:01
4F：→ alixia:婚前有跟我老婆睡过吗?" 所以他答"不确定,她本名是啥?" 03/29 01:01
感谢感谢，这样1、5懂了~
5F：→ LawrenceS:Redneck做美国乡巴佬解，好笑在他们都长得一样，然後都 03/29 01:01
6F：→ LawrenceS:不看牙医 XDD 03/29 01:02
感谢感谢，可是请问为什麽不看牙医，会造成无法破美国乡巴佬谋杀案呢？
7F：→ alixia:Clark故意把法官的说法曲解为法官每周会给他前妻$775 03/29 01:02
感谢感谢，这样2懂了
8F：→ alixia:第三个你翻成中文还是不懂的话, 那就是... either you get 03/29 01:04
9F：→ alixia:it or you don't. 跟英文已经没有关系了 03/29 01:04
10F：→ alixia:通常four letter words是指脏话, 像fuck, shit, and etc 03/29 01:05
11F：→ alixia:好笑之处是在於他第一句先造成听者错误的期待,然後转折 03/29 01:06
12F：→ alixia:同样, 我觉得这是幽默感的问题不一定是英文的问题 03/29 01:06
13F：→ dunchee:3. 把"婚姻"(丈夫/老婆)本身当成是curse 这在美国(文化)很 03/29 01:43
14F：→ dunchee:常听到的笑点(我们也有类似的，比如把婚姻比喻成坟墓) 03/29 01:44
感谢感谢，请问是不是说，i now pronounce you man and wife是证婚台词
所以这整句话就是一个curse？
我是想说，为什麽证婚台词不说 husband and wife呢？
15F：→ dunchee:4. 取笑redneck的众多笑点里头一个是他们之间会incest，因 03/29 01:45
16F：→ dunchee:此DNA都会是match(这是故意在incest这上头取笑) 03/29 01:46
18F：→ dunchee:(或是近亲之间通婚. The Simpsons卡通里面这边(些)人物， 03/29 01:48
19F：→ dunchee:也常拿和他们相关的东西当笑点 03/29 01:49
感谢感谢，这样4懂了，还真不知道他们会incest
不过还是不懂跟看牙医有什麽关系~ orz
现在这样只剩4-2不懂了，而且他们为什麽要近亲通婚呢？ 是在说他们没知识吗？
3想问说，为什麽证婚台词不说husband and wife呢？
※ 编辑: nantonaku 来自: 111.240.206.59 (03/29 13:49)
20F：推 heziying:I now pronounce you man&wife是公证人给新郎新娘说的话 03/29 14:34
21F：→ heziying:对呀 rednecks就是指无知的土包子 很传统保守 然後提牙医 03/29 14:37
22F：→ heziying:是因为他们住在非常土的地方,没甚麽医生,更别说牙医 03/29 14:38
23F：→ heziying:rednecks的牙齿很乱 -_- 03/29 14:38
24F：推 rodison:我喜欢第3个笑话 看来婚姻真的是个大魔咒 03/29 15:29
太感谢大家了~这样终於有弄懂了～ ^_^
※ 编辑: nantonaku 来自: 111.240.206.59 (03/29 22:04)
25F：推 sellgd:这个你会正确译成中文，应该就会懂了。 03/30 00:22
26F：→ Bigfatty73:乱讲.... 3是在讲没说出来的一句 03/30 05:11
27F：→ Bigfatty73: until death do you part 03/30 05:12
29F：→ alixia:其实不一定, 每个人对於笑点的认知不同, 对很多人来说笑点 03/30 05:27
30F：→ alixia:就是那句, 并不用联想到til death... 03/30 05:27
31F：→ alixia:(而且, til death do you part其实是在宣告"之前"的誓词) 03/30 05:29