作者meja (谢谢抠比XD)
看板Chelsea
标题[闲聊] 魔力鸟的歌
时间Sat Apr 7 03:57:07 2007
http://www.zath.co.uk/files/jose_dreamcoat.wma
这可以直接存↑
如果有人只想撷取某段当铃声的话,可以用mp3DirectCut截取音乐
到此下载软体↓
http://toget.pchome.com.tw/intro/multimedia_musicmaker/14451.html
以下前面说话的部份加歌词,请配合这段影片↓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkKDaOuDh9U
( Chelsea team talking)
Sshhhh it’s the gaffer
(Door slams)
(Jose M) If you call that a performance of champions,
I am not looking at champions,
(Chelsea
team)All right gaffer
(Jose M) No it is not right gaffer
(Chelsea talks quietly)
Shut up Makelele,
I am the manager of this team,
And who am I?
( Chelsea
team) You are the special one!
(Jose M) Yes I am the special one,
But that performance was not special,
It made me laugh
And champions should not make me laugh,
If I want to laugh maybe I listen to Damien doing car insurance ad,
Damien do it, make me laugh now
(Damien
Duff) I Bramian car insurance, pretty good.
(Jose M) Yeah, very funny,
Now Drogba, first half perfetic,
(Drogba) No no no no gaffer don’t sub me,
(Jose M) If you want I can replace you?
(Drogba) No no!
(Jose M) I can replace you, it’s no problem,
I can do it www.amazon.co.uk
Search word: Rooney
35 half million,
No problem,
I can do it,
Do you want me to push buy?
(Drogba) No no no please gaffer
(Jose M) Do you want me to push buy?
(Drogba) No!
(Jose M) Then listen to the special one,
(Drogba) Ok ok ok,
(Jose M) Ok, second half vocal exercises,
Midfield now
(snap) WOHO!
Very good very good,
Defence
(snap) bleak and vocal WOHO!
Very good,
You are ready I think,
(Chelsea team excited)
(Jose M) Ok ok ok, It’s time for the song,
Last week sshhhh… Shut up Drogba,
Last week we beat Arsenal,
And I did for you don’t look back at Wenger,
(Chelsea
team) Don’t look back at Wenger!
(Jose M) S Shut up Damien shut up,
This week I do for you ‘the special one’
(Chelsea
team) You are the special one!
(Jose M) I know, I know I am the special one,
But this week is a very special song,
And this one is called Jose and his amazing technicolor overcoat,
I close my eyes,
And stand there grinning,
We can’t stop winning,
You’d be grinning too,
And when I first came,
(When he first came!)
I was delighted!
Could of managed united,
But anything will do,
I wore my coat,
(He wears his coat!)
The world is merry,
I got John Terry!
And Drogba too!
(GO ON DIDIER!)
(Jose M) very good
I switched the round,
(He switches round)
They are all hating,
I like rotating,
But anything will do,
(GO ON GAFFER!)
A corner kick,
Is just enough,
A little flick from Damien Duff,
(GO ON DAMIEN!)
(DUFFER!)
It flies right into the net,
And we are One - Nile up!
(ONE – NILE! X4)
May I return?
(May I Return?)
To the beginning,
So easy winning,
When you’re team is blue,
(BLUE IS THE COLOUR!)
We can’t go on,
We are in hevan,
Putting out whatever eleven,
Any team will do,
Now go out and be champions,
Are you champions?
And you love it?
And if you don’t do it,
You can kill yourselves,
YEAH! (from now to the end)
You can take that from me!
Be Champions!
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1F:推 selinachen:这首歌真的超赞的!!! XDDD 04/07 04:07
※ 编辑: meja 来自: 125.229.206.149 (04/07 04:12)
3F:推 meja:这家伙模仿的好欠揍喔 XDDD 04/07 04:20
4F:推 heavygauge:赞XDDDDDDDD 04/07 05:01
5F:推 lowlydog:德语大的推文连结下面吵得真凶 04/07 06:43
6F:推 stranck:youtube 影片的 comment 向来都不错笑的 04/07 07:45
7F:推 chelseamiyu:这首歌太正点了!!!!大推!!!! 04/07 12:07
8F:推 sheva7:魔力鸟总是带给我们欢乐!!! 04/07 18:00
9F:推 wendyjeng:有没有人可以告诉我为什麽会有这段呀XDDD?! 04/07 20:51