作者yaojm (誅殺陳經理!!!!!)
看板wonfu
標題旺福校園爆走大陰謀釋憲!!!!!PART.3
時間Wed Sep 28 02:24:21 2005
旺福校園大爆走!!!!給你爆爆!!!!肚皮給你抱抱!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
旺福又來啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
再度感謝各位同學去年努力的開後門!!!!!!!!
讓旺福又再度的踏上許多校園的領土!!!!!!!
今年!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
就是現在!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
又到了要秋後算帳!!!!!喔不!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
秋後收割的時候了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
各位同學們!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
趕快拿著你們的鐮刀!!!!!!!!!
到各系學會 學生會 或是任何主辦活動的單位!!!!!!
一邊揮舞著鐮刀一邊大喊著!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"收成啦!!!!!!!!!隔壁學校長出好多旺福阿!!!!!!!!!"
"北中南三地的旺福已經開始收成啦!!!我們學校勒!?!?!?"
"是阿!!!!!!! 我看到他們學校長出好大好圓的旺福阿!!!!!"
是的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
今年的旺福!!!!!!特別鮮美喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
根據AC尼爾森抽樣調查!!!!!!!
每位聽過旺福的學生!!!!!!
學期成績均有達到該年高標!!!!!!!
早上起床奇魔子特別好!!!!!!!!!!!!!
買個早餐鄉民也來看熱鬧!!!!!!!!!!!
爹地媽咪都說好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
好!!!!!!!
好!!!!!!!!!!!!!
好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
這麼好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
萬一我以後看不到怎麼辦!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
今年是一個很特別的一年!!!!!!!
因為我們將不知道!!!!!!!!!
會不會哪天表演到一半
肚皮爆走到一半就被軍隊抱走了!!!!!
中間將會有一段時間見不到面!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
所以大家更要努力不懈的在學校猛開後門!!!!!!!!!
不然!!!!!萬一下次想在學校看旺福!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
變成要延畢才看的到!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
那就不太好啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
同樣的是那隻電話!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
那個充滿歡笑和眼淚的電話!!!!!!!!!
0960-593-294 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
外縣市 記得!!!! 千萬不要加02!!!!!!!!!!
不然萬一真的有人接!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
就要去收驚啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
旺福讓您今年的活動!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
跳的笑中帶累!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
在肚皮就要送入國防部的洞房之前!!!!!!!!!!!!
一起製造一個美好的回憶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
旺福入侵校園大陰謀!!!!!! PART.3 !!!!!!!!!!!!
有情有義!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
旺福發情!!!!!!!!!!!大家起義!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
正式開跑啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS. AC尼爾森是誰阿!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
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