[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.] Melanie: Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this whole fruit basket business. We call ourselves 'The Three Basketeers.' Joey: Like the three musketeers, only with fruit. Chandler: (sarcastic) Ooooh. (looks dumbfounded at Joey's stupidity) Monica: (gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers? Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room) (Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.) Monica: Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up? Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I... (Monica rolls her eyes.) Joey: Then you do. Heh, heh. Monica: So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her? Joey: What do you mean? Monica: Y'know, just be there for her. (Long pause... Joey looks confused.) Joey: Not following you. Monica: Think about it. (They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.) Rachel: OK, I'm guessing this is from... (Melanie smiles.) Rachel: Well, thank you, Melanie. Chandler: (pointing out a gift) OK, this one right here is from me. Rachel: (picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him) (Chandler looks dejected. Rachel picks up another gift.) Rachel: This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...(opens it)...it's a book! Phoebe: Oh, it's Dr. Seuss! Joey: (to Rachel): That book got me through some tough times. Melanie: There is a little child inside this man! Chandler: Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die. (Rachel picks up the next gift.) Rachel: Who's this from? Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's. Rachel: Oh... (opens it)... (sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered. Phoebe: Remembered what? Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered! Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game) Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune. Monica: I can't believe he did this. Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? (Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.) Rachel: What did you just say? Chandler: (panicked) ahem... um... Crystal duck. Rachel: No, no, no.... the, um, the... 'love' part? Chandler: (stuttering incoherently) F-hah.... flennin.... Rachel: Oh.... my God. Chandler: (rubbing his temples) Oh, no-no-no-no-no.... Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time. Commercial Break --

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