※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： 111-PART 04 [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown, it's Ross.] [場景：錢德和喬伊家，隔天早上。喬伊穿著晨袍去開門，是羅斯] Ross: Hey, is Chandler here? 嘿，錢德在嗎？ Joey: Yeah. 在啊。 (Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door) (羅斯把喬伊拖到門廊，用力把門關上) Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right? 好，呃，關於昨天晚上，嗯，錢德... 你沒有告訴... (喬伊搖搖頭) 好的，「因為我在想，我們不需要告訴錢德， 我是說，那也不過就一個吻，對吧？一個吻？沒什麼大不了？對吧？ Joey: Right. No big deal. 對。沒什麼大不了。 Ross: Okay. 很好。 Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code! 在顛倒國啦！！你違反了守則！ Ross: What code? 什麼守則？ Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom! 你不可以親你朋友的媽媽！ 姊妹們還可以，看起來很辣的阿姨也許... 但媽媽不行，媽媽絕對不行！ (Chandler opens the door and startles them. He picks up the paper) (錢德打開門嚇他們一跳。他撿起報紙。) Chandler: What are you guys doing out here? 你們兩個在這裡幹嘛？ Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. 呃..呃...就是，喬伊跟我說過要去參加一大早的壁球賽。 但是，嗯，很顯然地，有人睡過頭了。 Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket. 是啦，很好，你也沒有帶球拍啊。 Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. 對，我沒帶，因為我拿去重穿線了，有人應該要幫我帶一支。 Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. 對啦，呃，你又沒有打電話跟我說你的握把尺寸。 Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door) 好啦，你們兩花太太太太多時間在一起了。 (回到裡面關上門) Ross: Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum. 好啦，我完了，我完了。 Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen? 羅斯，你怎麼會讓這種事發生？ Ross: I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's... 我不知道，天啊，我... 呃，就好像說她不是普通的媽媽，知道嗎？ 她很，她很性感，她... Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy? 你不覺得我媽性感嗎？ Ross: Well... not in the same way... 呃...感覺不太一樣的... Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? 我會讓你知道葛洛莉亞崔尼在她的全盛期也是很漂亮的女人，好嗎？ 你以為生七個小孩很容易嗎？ Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here... 好啦，我想我們越聊越偏到一個很奇怪的地方了... (Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge) (莫妮卡和瑞秋家的門打開，瑞秋和保羅出來) Rachel: Hey. 嘿 Ross: Hey. 嘿 Rachel: What're you guys doing out here? 你們兩個在這裡幹嘛？ Ross: Well, not playing raquetball! 呃，不是在打壁球！ Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size! 他忘記給我握柄尺寸了！ Ross: He didn't get the goggles! 他也沒拿到護目鏡！ Rachel: Well, sounds like you two have issues. 呃，聽起來你們有問題要解決。 (She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall) (她跟保羅順著門廊走了一小段) Rachel: Goodbye, baby. 再見，寶貝。 Paolo: Ciao, bela. 再見，寶貝（義文） (They kiss. Ross is watching them) (他們接吻，羅斯眼睜睜看著） Ross: Do they wait for me to do this? 他們是等我出現才要做嗎？ (Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment) (喬伊和羅斯走進莫妮卡和瑞秋家) Joey: So are you gonna tell him? 所以你要告訴他嗎？ Ross: Why would I tell him? 我為什麼要告訴他？ Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. 「因為你不說，她媽也可能說」怎樣？ Ross: Oh... 喔... Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here? (進來) 你們兩個在這裡幹嘛？ Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! 呃呃.... 他居然沒有穿運動內褲！ Monica: ...What did I ask? ...我問了什麼啊？ [Scene: Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons.] [場景：醫院。莫妮卡帶著氣球進來時，菲碧已經在那搓昏迷男的頭髮] Monica: Hi. 嗨 Phoebe: Hi. 嗨 Monica: What are you doing here? 你在這裡做什麼？ Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here? 沒有啊，我只是想說過來看看...你知道，在那之後呃... 那個我...你知道嘛，那你來這裡做什麼？ Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off... on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me? 我沒有要在這。只是想來送這些東西... 在我去...我去... 你很常來這裡嗎？ 沒找我？ Phoebe: No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 沒啊。(莫妮卡把昏迷男的頭髮梳向另一邊） 不！不！ ...所以，嗯，你覺得他有沒有比今天早上好一點？ Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here. 我怎麼會知道？ 我..我又不在這。 Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.) 真的嗎？ 甚至沒有，嗯，幫他換睡衣？！ (把棉被拉開顯示他穿著新睡衣。) --

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