111-PART 04 [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gownXit's Ross.] Ross: Hey, is Chandler here? Joey: Yeah. (Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door) Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right? Joey: Right. No big deal. Ross: Okay. Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code! Ross: What code? Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom! (Chandler opens the door and startles them. He picks up the paper) Chandler: What are you guys doing out here? Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket. Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door) Ross: Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum. Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen? Ross: I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's... Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy? Ross: Well... not in the same way... Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here... (Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge) Rachel: Hey. Ross: Hey. Rachel: What're you guys doing out here? Ross: Well, not playing raquetball! Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size! Ross: He didn't get the goggles! Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues. (She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall) Rachel: Goodbye, baby. Paolo: Ciao, bela. (They kiss. Ross is watching them) Ross: Do they wait for me to do this? (Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment) Joey: So are you gonna tell him? Ross: Why would I tell him? Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. Ross: Oh... Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here? Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! Monica: ...What did I ask? [Scene: Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons.] Monica: Hi. Phoebe: Hi. Monica: What are you doing here? Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here? Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off... on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me? Phoebe: No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here. Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.) --

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