[Scene: Carol and Susan's apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.] Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here? Susan: No, she's at a faculty meeting. Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in. Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum. Susan: What's it look like? Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin. Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it. Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian. Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it. Ross: (picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic. Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby. Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy? Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there? Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it? Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me? Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time. Ross: Really? Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.] Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this. Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say. Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. (Rachel enters.) Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money? Rachel: No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop. Monica: Rach, here's your mail. Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table. Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail. Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table. Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it? (Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.) Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great. Monica: We all chipped in. Joey: (to Monica) We did? Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks. Rachel: Thank you. Thank you so much! Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns. Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday? Chandler: All right, I'm nine years old. Ross: Oh, I hate this story. Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly-- a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced. Rachel: Oh my god. Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse. --

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