109 The One Where Underdog Gets Away - part 01 [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry.] Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary? Terry: An advance? Rachel: It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job. Terry: Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful. Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is approaching a customer.] Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips? Guy: Huh? Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go. (Monica enters.) Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? Ross: No, they're not. Monica: Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them. Ross: You're wrong. Monica: I am not wrong. Ross: You're wrong. Monica: No, I just talked to them. Ross: (getting up, upset) I'm calling Mom. (Joey enters. His face looks abnormally colorful.) Joey: Hey, hey. Chandler: Hey. Phoebe: Hey. Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup? Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model. Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman. Phoebe: What were you modeling for? Joey: You know those posters for the city free clinic? Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"? Phoebe: You know, the asthma guy was really cute. Chandler: Do you know which one you're gonna be? Joey: No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... (crosses fingers) Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it. Joey: Thanks. (Ross comes back to the couch.) Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving. Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's. Ross: Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps? Monica: You know, they're not actually supposed to have... (Ross looks at her sheepishly) I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right? Joey: Yeah. Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays. Chandler: Yes, every single one of them. Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma? Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar. Monica: So you're free Thursday, then. Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, can I come? Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail? Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go. Chandler: I thought it was $98.50. Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup. Ross: Well, I'm off to Carol's. Phoebe: Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her? Ross: (mimicking) Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner. --

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