[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.] Monica: Alright, alright, alright... (Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.) Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer. Monica: For what? Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day! Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there. Joey: Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom.) (Chandler enters with the phone.) Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone. Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there! Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.) My eyes!! My eyes!! Monica: I warned you... (Rachel enters from her room.) Rachel: Who is being loud? Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast. Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh? Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.) Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment? Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora. And I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.) Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush... But I'm not gonna do that. (She opens the door and he leaves.) [Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.] Director: (on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl! (He hangs up the phone.) Okay, everybody ready? Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity. Director: Lose the robe. Joey: Me? Director: That would work. Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.) And the robe is lost. Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please. Let's roll it.. water's working (The shower starts).. and... action. (Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.) Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing? Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering. Director: No, that was clenching. Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here. Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that? Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask... --

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