※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： 105 - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent - Part 06 [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him. He is extremely wired.] [場景：中央咖啡館，錢德還在想要安撫珍妮絲，桌上有將近一打的意式咖啡空杯， 他表現的很怪] Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom. 是這樣的，珍妮絲。就是，我是說，大概是我們不一樣。 我像是砰砰砰，你像是碰碰碰。 （錢德手甩出去結果打到珍妮絲的眼睛）...碰。 Janice: Ow! 噢！ Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok? 喔，天啊，對不起。你還好吧？ Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back. 喔，嗯，我的隱形眼鏡，隱形眼鏡啦。我馬上回來。 (She leaves.) （她離開） Chandler: (to Phoebe) I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world. （對菲碧）我打到她眼睛！我打到她眼睛！這是全世界史上最糟糕的分手了！ Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had? 我的天啊（錢德又喝了一杯義式咖啡）你到底喝了幾杯啦？ Chandler: Oh, I don't know, a million? 喔，不知道，一百萬杯吧？ Phoebe: Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la. 錢德，放輕鬆。想像最快樂的地方。啦啦啦啦啦... Chandler: I'm fine. 我沒事 Phoebe: All right. 很好 (Janice returns from the bathroom.) （珍妮絲從廁所回來） Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes. 我有事了，她回來了 Phoebe: Wait here. Breathe. 在這等。深呼吸。 (Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.) （菲碧去跟珍妮絲說話。她跟她說了幾秒鐘， 珍妮絲破涕為笑，抱了她，跟錢德揮手後離開） Chandler: How do you do that? 你怎麼辦到的？ Phoebe: It's like a gift. 一種天份吧。 Chandler: We should always always break up together. 以後我們應該都一起分手 Phoebe: Oh, I'd like that. 喔，不錯啊 [Scene: The Launderama. Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes.] [場景：洗衣店。瑞秋正在分類他被染成粉紅的衣物] Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part. 你衣服洗乾淨了。這才是最重要的。 Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. 喔，對啊。除了全部都變成內衣了。 (The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart.) （那女人又過來拿走瑞秋的推車） Rachel: Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. 哇，對不起。很抱歉，這車本來是我們的。 Woman: Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now come on, get outta my way. 是啦，呃，我本來有24吋小蠻腰咧。 你註定會失去某些東西。少來了，快給我讓開。 (Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.) （瑞秋看了看羅斯，羅斯暗示他把車搶回來） Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart. 很抱歉，知道嗎，也許我沒有說清楚。呃，這還是我們的車。 Woman: Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it. 嘿嘿嘿，裡面完全沒放衣服。 Rachel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules! 嘿嘿嘿嘿，別再自創規則了！ Woman: Let go! 放手！ (They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.) （他們爭鬥了一會，最後瑞秋爬進車子裡） Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it! 好吧，聽著，女人。如果你要這台車，你就連我一起帶走吧！ (She thinks it over, and then walks away.) （她考慮了一下，然後走開） Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that? （對羅斯）帥！你看到沒？ Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen. 你真是厲害啊！各位觀眾，蛻變後的女人。 Rachel: I could not have done this without you. 沒有你我做不到這些。 (Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.) （瑞秋站起來吻了羅斯。他楞住。接著是一陣沉默） Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine. 好，嗯，呃，還有衣服要烘吧？（羅斯轉身，頭撞到開著的烘乾機門） 我沒事，我沒事。 Rachel: Are you sure? 你確定？ Ross: No. 才怪 Closing Credits 片尾字卡 [Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Ross has an icepack to his head.] [場景：中央咖啡館，羅斯、瑞秋和菲碧在。羅斯用冰塊敷著頭] Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok? 喔，你確定你沒事嗎？ Ross: Yeah. 對 Rachel: Does it still hurt? 你還在痛嗎？ Ross: Yeah. 對 Phoebe: (seeing Rachel's clothes) What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this. （看瑞秋的衣服）真是好主意。全部衣服都很搭。我也要這樣弄。 (Monica and Joey enter.) （莫妮卡跟喬伊進來） Monica: Hi. 嗨 Phoebe: Hey, how'd it go? 嘿，進展怎樣？ Joey: Excellent. 非常好 Monica: We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves. 我們拆散了他們，然後各自獨吞了一個人。 Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way. 真是個動人的故事。嘿，對了，我沒事。 Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry. （注意到他的頭）喔，很抱歉。 Rachel: Where's Chandler? 錢德他呢？ Phoebe: Oh, he needed some time to grieve. 喔，他需要點時間哀悼。 (Chandler runs by the window outside, joyous.) （錢德從窗外跑過去，非常愉快） Chandler: I'm free! I'm free! 自由了！自由了！ Phoebe: That oughta do it. 這是一定要的。 本集完 --

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