104 The One With George Stephanopoulos - Part 6 (BALCONY) MONICA: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much? PHOEBE: Uh-huh. MONICA: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah! PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. MONICA: What?! You slept with Jason? PHOEBE: You'd already broken up. RACHEL: How long? PHOEBE: A couple hours. MONICA: Oh, that's nice! RACHEL: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (SHE SITS UP AND THE CUSHION SHE WAS LEANING AGAINST FALLS OFF THE BALCONY) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. MONICA: Excuse me?! RACHEL: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (TO PHOEBE) She was a big girl. MONICA: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade! RACHEL: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (MONICA AND RACHEL START TO SQUABBLE) PHOEBE: There he is! There he is! MONICA: Where? PHOEBE: Right- where we've been looking all night! RACHEL: He is so cute! MONICA: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel! ALL: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the- (PAUSE) -wowww. (HOSPITAL- ROSS IS ABSENT) JOEY: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? CHANDLER: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic.. JOEY: Really? CHANDLER: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (ENTER ROSS OFF CAMERA) BOTH: Hey, buddy. ROSS: Hi. (HE IS WEARING A PIECE OF STEEL BANDAGED TO HIS NOSE. HE TOSSES SOME FORMS ONTO THE RECEPTION DESK) RECEPTIONIST: (SARCASTIC) Oh, that's attractive. CHANDLER: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight. ROSS: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck? JOEY: Oh, ah- the kid has it. ROSS: The kid..? (TO KID) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck. KID: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (ROSS LOOKS AT CHANDLER FOR HELP) CHANDLER: You gotta do it, man. ROSS: (TO KID) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever- (TO CHANDLER) -can't do it. (TO KID) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck. KID: No. ROSS: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme! KID: No! No! (THEY FIGHT OVER IT.) RECEPTIONIST: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER! ROSS: (TRIES TO SNATCH IT-) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (-BUT IT FLIES OUT OF HIS GRASP AND KNOCKS OUT THE RECEPTIONIST) ROSS: ...Now that was fun. CREDITS SCENE: RACHEL+MONICA'S PLACE (JOEY AND THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING TWISTER) ROSS: (DOING THE SPINNING) Okay, Monica: Right foot red. MONICA: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo. (A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. CHANDLER OPENS IT AND SOME GUY SILENTLY HANDS BACK THE CUSHION) CHANDLER: Thanks. (THE GUY NODS AND LEAVES) ROSS: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. (PHOEBE HAS TO BEND OVER.)Good. (JOEY STARES AT HER BUTT APPRECIATIVELY) (PHONE RINGS, CHANDLER ANSWERS) CHANDLER: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people. RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place? CHANDLER: Alright. (TO PHONE) Yes, this is Rachel. RACHEL: Nooo! (TAKES THE PHONE; CHANDLER TAKES HER PLACE) Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really. ROSS: Green. To the green. RACHEL: I've got magic beans. Never-never mind. CHANDLER: To the left, to the left- aww! (THEY COLLAPSE) RACHEL: Ohhh... I'm fine. END --

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