抱歉刪了.. 有點長... 下面是Jenny Shane跟Mark的對話第一部 S: o fuck. mark. not again. 該死. Mark. 不要又來了. M: guys. pls. 2 mins. pls just hear me out. 嘿. 拜託嘛. 2分鐘就好. 請聽我說. i got something to say. 我有事情想說 i think u r really gonna like it. 我覺得妳們一定會喜歡的 J: well. i think that's very assumptious of u. hey shane. 我覺得. 你想太多了. hey shane. M: hello. mark here. hello. 我是Mark. asking the girls if they r in. 我在問她們願不願意. i m about to show them this is mainly about me. 我正要證明給她們看這其實主要是關於我的. that i will never asking them to expose themselves. 我絕對不會要求她們讓出賣自己 if i m not like. willing to expose myself for like. way more. 如果我不肯出賣更多關於我的事情的 for example. i may tell about the time. 例如. 我會說以前阿. my boy gomey. he used to hide in the closet when i bring girls back to our dorm room. 我帶女孩子回宿舍的時候我兄弟Gomey都躲在衣櫃裏面偷看. J: that isn't exactly self-exposing to me. 你根本不是出賣自己嘛= =a M: o.. i will dig. i can go way deeper. 喔. 我可以挖深點. 我可以挖很深喔! s: and what does this have to do w/ us. 那到底跟我們有什麼關係? m: rite. so. starting a new project. rite? 對. 呃. 我在準備一個新的企劃. J: that's great. 很好啊 m: yes. that is great. it's gonna be like this umm. 對. 很好啊. 它是有關於.. 呃.. this journal of my life w/ 2 of u guys. 這是我跟妳們一起住的日記 basically it's just gonna be interviews every so often. 基本上就是偶爾有點訪問. and i m gonna have cameras around. 然後家裡會有點攝影機. i think this is gonna be the best thing i've ever done. really. 我覺得這一定會是我最好的作品. 真的 if i could just get some footage. 只要我能拿到點片段. which. i mean. obviously. i think i can. 那個. 我的意思是. 很明顯的.. 我覺得我可以阿. then i know i can get this thing financed 然後我一定可以找到人出錢贊助 and we can all get paid. which is something i know u both need. 然後我們大家都可以拿到錢. 我知道妳們需要的. j: well. i think there's a lot of i's. 嗯.. 我覺得. 你說了很多"我" contradicting the we's on ur run-on sentences. 在不完整的句子裡面跟你的"我們"相互矛盾 m: well. that is becuz. 呃.. 那是因為.. i'm gonna handle al the details. 我會把一切都弄好的. while u 2 just sit back and be ur gorgeous sexy selves. 妳們只要性感的美美坐在後面就好 and get paid for that. plus. 這樣就可以賺錢了. 而且! i mean honestly. think about how educational this is gonna be. 我說. 真的啦. 想想這會多有教育性. for ppl who don't know anything about ppl like u. 對不知道妳們這種人的人來說. s: oh. 喔? j: what do u think. what do u think he means ppl like us. 妳覺得. 妳覺得他說的"我們這種人"是什麼意思? s: o my my. 喔. 妳看看妳看看. j: what do u think he means. 妳覺得他是什麼意思啊? s: o i think he's referring to.. bean-fiddlers. 喔. 我覺得. 他是說... 撥豆豆的傢伙啦. j: gasp. o. bobbying frapple girls. (深呼吸) 喔? (另外一種形容女同志的話) s: o yes. sassiness 喔? 粗魯喔. j: o yes.. the gay women. 對. 對. 女同志嘛 --

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