You know what, we should leave this city We should go east, by the rail You are right, the metrople itself is a big lie Nothing for us to report, we should go, not by the rail But along the rail. We should walk every inch of the way by our own feet Damn right, we should walk eastbound across the whole Turkey And we will creep into Iran--forget about the passport Forget about the visa--we will in disguise Yeah, we will cross that“rogue” country…“clandestinely” Awesome,I love stealth, bare footed, in a hood, like the Lawrence of Arabia But, we got to save our asses this time Right, let’s toast for it, to our asses! To our god damn clean asses! And then what? What? Afghanistan… Oh, yeah, Afghanistan, I want to see the giant Buddha statue Well, I got to tell you bro, it has been bombarded Have you been there? No, what? Then how do you know it really be destroyed You’re right, you’re right, maybe the whole thing is a hoax Oh…don’t tell me it is an evil scheme made by Western museums, if it really were, and we reported it Then it would be a huge international scandal And we should got the Pulitzer Prize for that Too bad, we wouldn’t! No, people are all liars They don’t want us to be truth-tellers And you know where we really should go…Shangri-La! We should burn ourselves there and achieve nirvana Should we do it ourselves instead of shooting someone else doing it? I think we are reporters, what we do is…just to shoot Speaking of shooting, did I show you my new Leica? It’s darn good! What the fuck…what all these high resolution lens are for If you ain’t got no resolution at all? My mistake, now I think we shouldn’t walk It will take at least six months for us to get there What if we got sick, what if we got caught and rotten in some dungeon? Forget the Turkey, forget the Iran We should take a plane from Istanbul to Kathmandu Zip! Less than six hours and here we are, at the front gate of Shangri-La And you know what the best part is We can take a karaoke bus to our destination for the next six hours And I definitely want to sing Koji Tamaki’s songs A huge fan, you know…hey, can I borrow your lighter Oh, a Zippo, that is nice, wind-proof… --

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