作者sylviaplath (Mrs. Gatsby)
看板poetry
標題[創作] Things men just don't get, p.2
時間Tue Feb 7 00:19:55 2012
4. Hair
“I like girls with long hair.”
“Dude, your’re bald.”
5. Make-up
“I just can’t stand girls wearing heavy make-ups.”
“Yeah? But your girlfriend always wears make-ups.”
“She does? Oh my god.”
6. Weight
“How much do you think I weigh?”
“I don’t know, 45 kgs?”
“Oh my gosh, you’re so sweet.”
“You’re welcome. I think women over 50 kgs are hippos. You don’t look like
one.”
“Thanks...”
“Then how much do you weigh exactly?”
“...49.”
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