(What melted my hoarfrosted infancy? What dehumidified the adolescence, Distilled the juvenilia from my sultry memory?) Thank you for calling Senorita Poetica If you are lonely, say, “Lonely” If you got a problem, say, “I got a problem” If nobody knows you, say, “Nobody knows me” No option, say, “No option” Lonely (How many times will my hair Be scythed by the pendulum pair?) Your thematic choice is-L-O-N-E-L-Y If it is correct, say, “Correct” If it needs to be corrected, say, “Revise” Back to the previous question, say, “I change my mind” …… For speech challenged poet If it is correct, press 1 To reenter, press 2 (Where is the petal I buried in my diary? Who looked up a word in my dictionary, And stained a red fingerprint on it?) [press 2] (beep) Thank you for calling Senorita Poetica If you are lonely, say, “Lonely” … Lonely [press 1] (beep) Please enter your I Love Muse 8-digit access code (Who sharpened my new pencil? Where is my bitter root, The angry green bamboo shoot? How many times my beautiful malice Fails to erect the ugly penis?) …… Thank you for calling Senorita Poetica Your call is very important to us A representative will be available shortly Thank you for your patience… (Who shot me from the century’s embrasures?) I assassinate myself with A stumble bullet) A representative will be available shortly Please note that the following dialogue, Monologue, or even tranquillity and ventriloquy Maybe recorded after the beep For the critical eulogy or diatribe purpose Beep… All the problems he had Were due to his lack of Persona, lack of Voice Plus, since he had been an expatriate now He no longer had to act patriotic Or obey to any… Beep... Thank you for your calling Bye-bye! --

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