※ 引述《allenyang (每個女孩都有首主題曲)》之銘言： : 落落長......有強者可以翻譯嗎? 以下採重點式翻譯... : http://www.kapilands.com/story_f.php : Story : ”I have had it; I am going to start my own business!” “ 我懂了！我要搞自己生意來的！ : Enraged by her business-partner’s accusation that she was spending : too much money, without caring about the company’s balances, she decided : she was going to make enough money to turn him yellow with envy. 　她的合伙人指控她亂花錢，不爽！她決定要自己創業。 : Actually, starting her own business wasn’t all the complicated. After the : preliminary bureaucratic tasks, she even received a pretty nice financial : cushion to start up her company. “Imagine what I could buy with all of : this money!“ 　其實也沒那麼難，她一開始有收到一筆創業金。 : Smiling smugly, she ambled towards the market place and discovered a : beautiful selection of diamond rings and golden necklaces. All her good : intentions were easily tossed out. Still, she decided she was only going : to buy these two items, when she found herself faced with a huge warehouse : filled entirely with perfume bottles. 　瞧她樂的！她漫步在市場上，挖到一枚美麗的鑽戒跟金項鏈後， 　她遠大的志向瞬間被丟掉了。反正，她決定要買這兩個東西。 : She was only going to take this one bottle, just this one. But she had made : the bargain without the salesman, who promptly offered her 300 bottles for : an amazingly great deal. : Her inner businesswoman was suddenly wide awake and started : calculating – and she took the entire stock. : But her shopping spree had only just started: Several hundred bottles of : shampoo, dozens of shoes and, remembering her kids, she ordered a load : of around 1000 different toys and stuffed animals. Finally she reached : the convertible-market. Hadn’t her partner always dreamed of : those? Forgetting her hard feelings for him, she bought 20 cars, delivery : straight into her storage. 繼續瘋狂的亂買。 : Exhausted but content, she proudly surveyed her new belongings, congratulated : herself on her remarkable taste, then called up her best friend, to tell : her about her first day of self-employment. “Oh my,“ the experienced and : successful business-woman exclaimed. “Now what you’re gonna do with all : that stuff? Do you even have a store? One for cars, a drugstore, a toy : store? Did you even consider hiring employees? How are you going to pay : them?“ 她的朋友看到她這樣亂搞都快要昏過去了： 　"媽啊！妳買那麼多東西要幹嘛？妳連商店都沒有蓋要怎麼換錢！ 妳連僱員工的錢都沒剩下!!!" : ”But, but, I …,“ our rookie muttered sheepishly, ? I haven’t got any : money left“ "可是... 我沒有錢了... (哭哭)" : ”You’re kidding me, right?“, her girlfriend yelled in disbelief. ? No : money left… geeze! But, you know, don’t worry, I’ll help you. We’ll start : over and this time, we’re gonna do it right … just click ‘start over : tutorial’“ "砍掉重練吧" -- 　追根究底所得到的東西，是失望的觀眾，以及狼狽的魔術師... De'Ring Practice http://www.im.tv/vlog/Personal/623262/2093392 --

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