作者lando (沒問題是假的)
看板kapilands
標題Re: [閒聊] 員工努力寄笑話來
時間Mon Mar 3 19:10:24 2008
Subject Call from Department 13
Hello boss,
have you heard that joke before? The boss shakes his employee awake and yells
at him: Do you know what you are?! - Yes, an employee that's just been woken
up ...!
酒令..
※ 引述《KenShamrock (傑士塔威!)》之銘言:
: ※ 引述《KenShamrock (傑士塔威!)》之銘言:
: : Message from System, 1.03.08 14:40
: : Subject Call from Department 13
: : Hello boss,
: : have you heard this one before? The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large
: : enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your
: : income.
: : ==
: : 可是我笑不出來 orz
: Subject Memo to all employees
: Dear employees,
: we are sorry to inform you that we had to close down department 13.
: Increasing competition and the current economic downturn made this step
: unavoidable. We are sorry for all the hard-working employees of department
: 13, but unfortunately we couldn't come up with a different solution.
: ==
: 講太多笑話(故事?)導致生產下降?
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