作者KenShamrock (傑士塔威!)
看板kapilands
標題Re: [閒聊] 員工努力寄笑話來
時間Mon Mar 3 18:03:01 2008
※ 引述《KenShamrock (傑士塔威!)》之銘言:
: Message from System, 1.03.08 14:40
: Subject Call from Department 13
: Hello boss,
: have you heard this one before? The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large
: enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your
: income.
: ==
: 可是我笑不出來 orz
Subject Memo to all employees
Dear employees,
we are sorry to inform you that we had to close down department 13.
Increasing competition and the current economic downturn made this step
unavoidable. We are sorry for all the hard-working employees of department
13, but unfortunately we couldn't come up with a different solution.
==
講太多笑話(故事?)導致生產下降?
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