作者alinalovers (凜冬將至企鵝在天涯)
看板joke
標題[影音] nmsl song-nmsl ma chai(full version)
時間Mon Apr 20 18:26:24 2020
https://youtu.be/2EMswWutOX8
Lyric:
VPN,to let them access Twitter
TMD,they come out need to pay
In the page they will say
N(i) M(a) S(i) L(e)~
Which mean "your mom is dead" in "putonghua"
Mindblowing
What are those people thinking
Are "Wumao" all fully educated?
What a shame climb the wall over the gate
Just to show NMSLese is gay
Talking freedom!No freedom!
Government riding Gundam
Gundam has laser gun to protect communism
Laser gun shoot the front?
No!they shoot "Zi Ji Ren"!
China?!NMSL ma chai~
Suddenly,all "Wumao" disappear
So lonely,I begging they come back
I have many "MEME" wanna share
But brother Xi won't let them again
Talking freedom!No freedom!
"Wumao" just only condom
Condom man just so fun
You are not the only one
Laser gun aim them mom
"Wumao" shooting "Zi Ji Ren"
Sorrrrry~~~~NMSL ma chai!
Suddenly,all "Wumao" disappear
So lonely,I begging they come back
I have many"MEME" wanna share
But brother Xi won't let them again~
But brother Xi won't let them again~~~
But brother Xi won't let them again~~~~~
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1F:噓 alohac: Where’s the fricking haha point? 04/20 18:44
2F:噓 XXXXHAY: OP 04/20 20:34
3F:噓 touchdowns: OMG 04/21 00:13