芝麻街之父vs漫威之父 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBJIZ1NXFU 這集不太嗆，但有種淡淡的哀傷 It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles 浩克跟布偶奇遇記分別是史丹·李和吉姆·亨森的作品 I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man 改自蜘蛛人台詞I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman Your beard needs a little bit of snikt snikt是金剛狼出爪的狀聲詞 I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code Ferrigno是早期浩克演員，史丹·李70年代勇於挑戰漫畫審核制度 Yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging 當然指復仇者聯盟 On all of Jack Kirby's comic books Jack Kirby是史丹·李搭檔，但史丹·李酬勞多拿很多 he did his own Thing And now you've made it clobbering time 指驚奇四超人的石頭人(Thing)，clobbering time是他的口頭禪 you flopped on SNL 吉姆·亨森在SNL的節目被斬了 Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age 史丹·李今年已經92歲了 Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago 2003年網路曾瘋傳史丹·李的死亡謠言 But the Four will always be Fantastic, the Hulk will always be Incredible 驚奇四超人與浩克皆出自於史丹·李之手 I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably X戰警中的紅坦克(Juggernaut)一衝起來就無法停止，指迪士尼的錢滾錢速度 The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property 迪士尼買下了漫威與吉姆·亨森公司 Ah, you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy Artists begging me to stop, I won't let 'em! Labor conditions in my shop? I don't sweat 'em! 如同各大企業，迪士尼也被指控"血汗工廠"，據說畫師一天工作10~13小時 I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic With only 3 circles I dominate the planet 邪惡老鼠與三個圈圈 Clearly, there's nobody near me 迪士尼市值$74.9 billion美金　漫威$3.9 billion　吉姆·亨森公司$20 million I'm owning this battle, in fact, I own this whole series 經典饒舌爭霸戰的製作公司是Maker Studios，隸屬迪士尼旗下 So hop on my Steamboat boys 米老鼠首次登場於Steamboat Willie(汽船威利)，此片現今看來各種虐待動物XDD You'll be safe and insured when you're under my employ 在我這工作你就有保障喔，老闆對員工的說辭啊... Now look at it! Gaze upon my empire of joy! 迪士尼併購美國廣播公司(ABC)、買下漫威&星戰、擁有80%ESPN股份、50%A+E電視網股份 名副其實是個帝國了 真可惜華特迪士尼在這用掉了，不然我蠻想看迪士尼vs宮崎駿的 還是要澄清一下，華特迪士尼不等於迪士尼企業 --

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