作者zz7270 (網誌密碼5566(音符))
看板joke
標題[ＸＤ] 阿伯好熱血
時間Sat Jan 12 21:29:18 2008
早上去投票，看到隔壁的阿伯一起來，
阿伯跟我感情不錯，聊一下天，
然後哈拉一些有的沒的，我們就進去把票蓋一蓋了。
走出投票所，我準備要回家，阿伯卻沒有。
我ㄧ臉懷疑，
跟他說：阿伯，投完票了，阿你不回家喔？
阿伯：沒有啦，我現在要從頭看到尾，看到開票完。
我心裡想，阿伯真熱血，應該是某政黨的死忠粉絲吧。
然後我就回家了。
到了傍晚，大驚！
什麼？阿伯還在那邊！？
太驚人了！
我過去跟阿伯說，阿伯，現在不會做票啦，
我們可以回去看開票阿，在這邊蚊子多，也不舒服。
阿伯說：等到開票我才要回去！
我說：為什麼您要這麼堅持呢？
阿伯吸了一口菸，老沉的說.....................
因為我早上投票的時候，把身份證一起投進去了..............
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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1F：推 pac2makaveli:這也太.....他可以開票時再來啊 01/12 21:30
2F：推 swaydog:媽阿...好蠢的阿伯XD 01/12 21:30
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13F：推 levy:超讚！笑到翻過去啊！ 01/12 21:46
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15F：推 kjpoo:笑到不行了你 01/12 21:54
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17F：推 nottoday:XDDDDDDD 01/12 21:55
18F：推 improvise:看成 阿拉伯好熱血 -_-""" 01/12 21:57
19F：推 kangleis:XD 01/12 22:00
20F：推 zealotofsc:清流XD 01/12 22:01
21F：推 lorenzero:阿拉伯很熱啊 01/12 22:02
22F：推 hero1056:阿伯好帥! 01/12 22:02
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31F：推 Leeng:阿拉伯好熱 01/12 22:20
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33F：推 gigaliszt:哈哈哈哈 01/12 22:21
34F：推 howfreedom:轉笨版 01/12 22:22
※ howfreedom:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 01/12 22:22
35F：推 rafale7gtr:笑噴 01/12 22:26
36F：推 compuworld:XDDDD 01/12 22:26
37F：推 g031541:阿拉伯好熱血XD 01/12 22:29
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40F：推 pupuboy05:大笑 XDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 22:30
41F：推 jujubobo:阿伯:一個投票箱只能有一張身份證!! 01/12 22:31
42F：推 RyanXin:哈哈哈哈 哈 笑死了 01/12 22:32
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44F：推 ps20012001:有後勁 ㄟ(￣▽￣ㄟ) 幫推 清流. 01/12 22:33
45F：推 happierway:我笑了!!! 01/12 22:34
46F：推 qxf:噴~ 01/12 22:37
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52F：推 nurlus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了 01/12 22:44
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58F：→ supermicro:[超幹] 身分證投進去了啦 01/12 22:49
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61F：→ orz145:有後勁XDD 01/12 23:03
62F：推 shungkai:好笑 01/12 23:05
63F：推 revivalworld:XD 01/12 23:06
64F：推 pepeoa:我笑點被後勁打中了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 23:07
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※ s110220:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 01/12 23:15
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74F：推 futher:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 23:19
75F：推 kgis210921:阿伯 你也太寶了吧 哈哈哈哈 01/12 23:19
76F：推 a70103:哈哈哈 超好笑 01/12 23:23
77F：推 qoozxc789:阿伯佈局３年了 01/12 23:26
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81F：→ clair17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 23:39
82F：推 Herodotus: 阿伯一票~~~( ′▽`)-o█ 01/12 23:42
83F：推 tony761229:噗 我大笑了!!! 01/12 23:46
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96F：推 kuoiann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 帥呀!!老伯 01/13 00:19
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101F：推 jasonrice:讓阿伯爆... 01/13 00:38
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113F：推 apeeapee:連我媽都跟著我大笑XD阿伯好可愛 01/13 01:09
114F：推 christalner:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 01/13 01:12
115F：→ liaox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 01:12
116F：推 a31670323:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 01:12
117F：→ Dinya:Hate版... 01/13 01:14
118F：推 adamsmile:滿分XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 01:15
119F：推 enhao:今天早上，我前面的阿伯，也是耶！ 01/13 01:20
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121F：推 liaoberyl:太屌了! 01/13 01:23
122F：推 crazyman7011:我剛去找身份證了 呼～ 好險還在 01/13 01:27
123F：推 chen5050:笑死我了 01/13 01:32
124F：推 zhanzl4318:唱票:XXX一票...疑沒這號阿 阿伯:都蝦都蝦 01/13 01:52
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126F：推 beyondgrave:[超幹]今天投票連身分證都投進去了!! 01/13 02:08
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131F：推 kawasakie:我竟然笑了! 01/13 02:39
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133F：推 CORY43:我笑了 01/13 03:00
134F：推 ChineseTeam:王世尖一票!周首訊一票! 林阿來一張身分證!!! 01/13 03:07
135F：推 bruce00595:超好笑 01/13 03:14
136F：推 waterX:XDDDDDD 01/13 03:17
137F：推 ChineseTeam:[自由時報] 老翁包圍投開票所 要求驗票! 01/13 03:16
※ bruce00595:轉錄至某隱形看板 01/13 03:18
138F：推 eva19897822:實在太好笑了XD 01/13 04:12
139F：推 kyhkyh:XD 01/13 07:35
140F：→ SmartSolomon:XD 01/13 08:12
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142F：→ kkforyou:哈哈哈哈哈~~~哈哈哈哈哈~~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!! 01/13 08:40
143F：推 Yie:XD 01/13 09:27
144F：推 LiamEdward:XD 01/13 09:34
145F：推 cocoyan:阿伯超酷XDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 09:49
146F：→ a12582002:XDDDD 01/13 10:00
147F：推 SAGACAKE:XDDDD 原來可以這樣自行參選 01/13 10:13
148F：推 adamcha:今日唯一讓我開心的文章 01/13 11:46
149F：推 aguigui:後勁太強了！！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 01/13 11:56
150F：推 wagner:笨版也有人這樣耶@@ 01/13 12:37
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153F：推 User0:虎爛的吧 01/13 12:48
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155F：噓 User0: 01/13 12:52
156F：推 kkiikki:補補補爆 01/13 12:55
157F：推 pate41:爆 01/13 12:55
158F：→ kkiikki:我又贏了ˋˊ+ 01/13 12:56
159F：推 ilovelucy:阿伯!凍蒜~阿伯!凍蒜~ 阿伯!凍蒜~阿伯!凍蒜~ 01/13 12:57
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※ seankevin:轉錄至看板 FJU-Stat95A 01/13 14:22
※ scoro:轉錄至看板 scutran_city 01/13 14:28
162F：推 teafish7135:阿婆洞蒜啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01/13 14:42
163F：推 mimijiang:話說我媽去投票蓋章是用她的印章蓋........ 01/13 14:55
164F：推 NYAITHEE:後勁超強的啦...........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:39
165F：推 lattepudding:阿伯太強了.. 01/13 18:05
166F：推 summersky20:我家這邊有人連印章也投進去了 01/13 18:10
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170F：推 brabus1124:推一個 01/13 20:28
171F：推 ab304044:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹會被笑死...........哈哈哈哈哈 01/13 20:40
172F：→ tomjack0405:XDDDDDDDDD 01/13 20:41
173F：推 xx5244:我笑了~~阿伯超強~~~ 01/13 20:44
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181F：推 Raymond1107:我想認識你學妹 01/13 23:58
182F：推 shone0431:屌！ 01/14 00:02
183F：推 asyun:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 01:28
184F：推 kuter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 02:40
185F：→ liaso2:XD 01/14 02:41
186F：推 paleblue1988:很酷! 01/14 02:41
187F：→ Melonhaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 07:41
188F：推 jinsumei:XD 01/14 10:07
189F：推 UK0607:XD 01/14 15:05
190F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 16:40
191F：推 moxow:我投票的時候也被輔導的說身份證要不要收起來XD 01/14 17:55
192F：推 ivv:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 17:58
193F：推 bumphoting:這時在太中肯! 01/14 18:01
194F：→ john403125:笑死我了XDDDD 01/14 18:16
195F：→ liting74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 19:40
196F：推 robinsa87:我前一位阿伯也一樣... 01/14 20:28
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198F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 23:38
199F：推 g01921v08:笑倒了~ XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 23:40
200F：→ songyyy:甘拎老師笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/15 12:56
201F：推 lookghost:超逗趣的阿伯ㄚ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/15 18:21
202F：→ sasertan:XDDD 01/16 03:33
203F：→ sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/16 12:29
204F：→ yjin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/16 14:35
205F：推 macaber:orz 害我在辦公室噴笑出來了 01/16 15:48
206F：推 existmyself:後勁好強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/16 18:58
207F：推 samilomo:優秀的好笑XDDDDDDDDd 01/17 08:40
208F：推 OldYellowDog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 23:12
209F：推 KeithR:XD 01/19 14:02
210F：→ njack:太好笑了啦 阿伯也有夠熱衷的 身分證也投下去了 01/20 00:14
※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 01/21 15:30
211F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 19:45
212F：推 linlin110:XDDDD 01/23 20:22
213F：推 Rannyhung:阿伯好可愛 01/30 02:58
214F：推 moonhazy:...幸好我口中沒食物...快笑死我了. 02/02 23:07
215F：推 aureate:真的發生了 03/23 00:44
216F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 00:43
217F：推 miljs:這可以轉笨板吧... 04/16 18:26
218F：推 jerrychai25:好一個可愛的阿伯XDDDDDDDDD 05/30 15:01
219F：推 lilliansmile:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/27 23:11
220F：推 traship:笑到噴掉XDDD 03/26 22:35
221F：噓 faze:那你有強暴阿伯嗎 11/28 21:00
222F：噓 e1q3z9c7:就哞聊 12/06 16:48