作者victorshu (方基貘)
看板joke
標題[kuso] 從前有一隻不會叫的老虎
時間Sun Nov 18 23:23:00 2007
就可板首po
請笑納
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從前從前
在馬來西亞的森林裡
有一隻不會叫的老虎
因為不會叫
所以得不到母老虎的青睞
所以他很沮喪
有一天他走在森林裡
遇到了一隻母的馬來貘
他們倆一見鍾情
但卻不受人們祝福
直到有一天
人們發現他們在做愛的畫面
實在是太美
太印象深刻了
於是他們把這一段寫成成語
那就是...
啞虎騎貘姿勢佳！！
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※ SPKing:轉錄至看板 NTUEE-MBElab 11/19 00:00
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73F：推 RITA1209:XD 蠻好笑的 11/19 00:01
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140F：推 littlespider:我笑了...我網友也笑了!! 11/19 00:54
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157F：推 NatsuUser:前面舖梗舖的有點長 不過我也笑了 11/19 01:44
※ stupidshine:轉錄至看板 FJU-Stat95A 11/19 01:44
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164F：推 bingopig1987:原po被老虎騎過嗎? 11/19 02:29
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169F：推 Luze:XDDDDDDD 蠻好笑的~~讓我想到玉玲瓏的梗 11/19 03:35
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189F：推 phchih:要是能繁衍後代的話，不就成了啞虎騎貘家族？XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 11:04
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191F：噓 lucas01:成語勒 11/19 11:18
192F：推 WaSiTiman:科科 11/19 11:28
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195F：推 HALA0623:這不是成語不過有創意 給你推ㄧ個 11/19 11:54
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200F：推 User0:人們發現他們做愛的姿勢是在是太美 11/19 12:35
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220F：推 ohhihiyo:幹 拎杯大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 16:40
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223F：推 matja:太強了 11/19 17:02
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225F：推 chips:我的嘴角... 11/19 18:02
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227F：推 User0:啞虎騎貘郊遊? 11/19 18:35
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229F：→ bleed1122:XDDD 11/19 18:41
230F：推 zxggj:XDD 11/19 18:46
231F：推 dreamabout:靠妖= = 11/19 18:54
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234F：推 qwerasdfjoe:就可有救了!! 11/19 19:10
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236F：推 junglkiki:好笑哈 11/19 19:37
237F：噓 k33536:想像力豐富 但是不好笑 11/19 19:38
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※ jeff8611:轉錄至看板 TigerBlue 11/19 20:46
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243F：推 danceinsax:校翻 11/19 20:53
244F：推 kingzoo:XDDDDDD 11/19 20:53
245F：推 hungwei0810:雖然不是成語 但我覺得好好笑XDDDDDD 11/19 20:56
246F：推 amis911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 21:28
247F：推 ms0540017:白目到很好笑XDDDDDD 11/19 21:58
248F：推 gmythical:笑昏了=0= 11/19 22:00
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250F：推 afficionado: GOOD 11/19 22:40
251F：推 Ray1031:XDDDDD 原PO想了多久啊 11/19 22:55
252F：推 Bigbook:有創意 11/19 23:02
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254F：推 spooky221:姿勢佳...笨蛋新注音常常給我來這招～XD 11/19 23:30
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256F：推 tc021323:有夠蠢....但很好笑XDDDDDDD 11/20 01:40
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259F：推 marcodohan:雖然暴了，但是 還是要推 11/20 14:26
260F：噓 YahooKimo:姿勢+................................幹嘛笑我 11/20 16:15
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262F：推 sheepbow:有創意 推一下 11/20 17:22
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264F：→ Yie:XD 11/20 20:58
265F：推 ansel80740:GOOD 11/20 23:45
266F：→ MachiCoco:很不賴呀~^^ 11/21 03:30
267F：推 PhySeraph:苦主出現了 11/21 10:59
268F：推 s50204kimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 12:40
※ szczerbiak:轉錄至某隱形看板 11/21 13:13
269F：推 nitozy:我洨了XD 11/21 14:44
270F：推 zethen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 12:07
271F：推 vinita:很有創意.. 11/22 15:11
272F：→ hhabb:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 23:42
273F：推 hank61204:我笑了XDDD 11/24 17:58
274F：推 lemonchild:噓 YahooKimo:幹嘛笑我 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/24 19:22
275F：推 ice771118:噓 YahooKimo:幹嘛笑我 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/25 11:52
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