作者ruruking (小黑)
看板joke
標題[笑話] 猩猩逃離動物園
時間Fri Oct 12 22:09:21 2007
我同學和我說的
OP見諒
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有一天
某個位於市中心的動物園
有隻猩猩逃了出去
警察趕緊拿著手銬手槍
牽著警犬出去尋找
發現猩猩之後
警察追了他一段時間
結果猩猩爬到樹上
於是警察把手槍和手銬交給一位路人交代他
"等等我爬上去把猩猩用下來
牠一下來警犬就會咬住牠的蛋蛋
你就趕快用手銬把他銬起來"
路人很納悶的問警察
"那你給我警槍幹嘛?"
"如果等等掉下來的是我 麻煩你把那隻警犬斃了"
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20F：推 chou:沒笑 但念在你有創意 夠噱頭 再推一個吧 10/12 22:31
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22F：→ ffmuteki9:還蠻像老外笑話的XDD 10/12 22:33
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24F：推 dunlovesprin:>W< 10/12 22:40
25F：推 axs:狂笑~~~ 10/12 22:40
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27F：推 robinroy2003:我第一頁看到蛋蛋就先笑了 10/12 22:48
28F：推 wing0424:XDDD 好笑 10/12 22:50
29F：推 dunlovesprin:說到蛋蛋....好想念洨蛋殼Q_0 10/12 22:53
30F：推 yans1230:看兩次才懂~我反應好像有點慢... 10/12 22:54
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32F：推 lalaxvz:還不錯XD 10/12 22:56
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34F：推 jeff77766:好好笑.. 10/12 23:03
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42F：推 hangigi:還不錯阿＝w＝" 10/12 23:19
43F：推 HYDE1986:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推~ 10/12 23:20
44F：推 asyun:XD 10/12 23:23
45F：推 cronohyde:XD GJ啦~張爸那個一開始好像很a的感覺（那病人脹起來啦ꄠ 10/12 23:23
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48F：推 Aybar:後勁十足~~ 10/12 23:29
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53F：推 Leson:好笑~XDDDDDD 10/12 23:54
54F：→ nrtuzumaki:因為是小龐牽著詹姆士? 10/12 23:57
55F：推 happyhello:警察趕緊拿著手 銬手槍 10/13 00:01
56F：推 tequlia7616:NICE阿....笑了.. 10/13 00:07
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80F：推 leemt:我論這個笑話會在一週內被OP的可能性 10/13 03:04
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142F：推 ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:42
143F：推 zzxxxzz:XD 10/15 09:38
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145F：推 coolkyo:XD 蛋蛋的哀傷... 10/15 17:17
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