作者popc (翔~)
看板joke
標題爽阿爽阿爽
時間Thu Sep 13 12:07:54 2007
※ 引述《DXY (不是英雄不吃蒜頭)》之銘言：
: 有個人，他的名子叫阿爽
: 他出車禍死了，他媽媽趕到現場
: 痛哭流涕地邊哭邊用力搖著他冰冷的身軀
: 聲嘶力竭，呼天搶地，鬼哭神嚎，雞飛狗跳地喊著
: 『阿爽阿爽阿爽阿爽阿爽阿爽阿爽
話說有個叫做阿爽的人往生了
送葬的那天
他的家人痛哭流涕地呼喚著他的名字
'爽阿爽....爽阿......爽阿......'
這時經過的路人，看到這情景
於是問.....'你們爽什麼呢？'
阿爽的家人頓時泣不成聲 說....
'爽死了 '
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2F：推 snopur:話說有個人叫阿淦............ 09/13 12:08
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19F：→ untilnow:鄭克塽... 09/13 15:22
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22F：推 EZILI:還不錯 09/13 15:34
23F：推 flopliao:嘴角它...不爭氣= = 09/13 15:38
24F：推 basara30:嚴家淦...真的是阿淦 09/13 16:01
25F：推 hiyuy:hahahahaha 09/13 16:28
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30F：推 jas0641:我同學名叫陳x奭..............我們都叫他阿爽(真實) 09/13 17:26
31F：推 sportsyzm:XD 09/13 17:32
32F：推 lorenzero:淦死了XD 09/13 17:53
33F：→ ccjason:淦死了XD 09/13 18:16
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37F：推 hank11235813:爽死了 哈哈 09/13 19:35
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60F：推 xiaoyu:太白痴了啦 09/13 22:36
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83F：推 char690806:誰來改編成曹爽的故事？ 09/14 04:55
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100F：推 kakadoo:爽 09/14 19:11
101F：推 pinakiwi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 19:39
102F：→ miaaz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幹 好好笑 09/14 19:43
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105F：推 e124399009:幹 好好笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 21:25
106F：推 theWANDERER:靠背我們班真的有一個人叫阿爽 09/14 21:34
※ theWANDERER:轉錄至某隱形看板 09/14 21:34
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128F：推 MrGold:幹 我就認識一個阿爽XD 09/18 01:14
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