作者b6022 (豬耳馬臉蛇皮象腿)
看板joke
標題[笑話]當兵
時間Mon Sep 3 00:39:10 2007
有一位新進的菜鳥，運氣很不好抽到外島去當兵
當天長官帶他去巡視四週，突然他在一個中空的
大木桶前停下來，問到：長官這是幹麻的?長官
回答：發洩用的，菜鳥心想:哦!那我晚上一定要
來試試....於是晚上時菜鳥來到木桶前作了一次
兩個月的發洩,作完了便躡手躡腳的回到寢室休
息....
隔天長官詢問菜鳥：昨天你有去木桶邊發洩吧，
感覺如何?
菜鳥答道：恩，很不錯呢!插進去的時候還軟綿
綿的，比真人還好用呢!我還打算今天再去一次...
長官答道：哦!今天不行!
菜鳥：為啥?
長官回答：今天輪到你在木桶裡輪值........
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