作者JOHNJJ (丁OHN丁丁)
看板joke
標題[囧rz] 河神再現
時間Thu Jul 12 08:43:50 2007
有一天，有一個養雞的人家，手上抱著ㄧ隻雞經過了河邊，
結果他ㄧ不小心手滑了(不是按到噓)
雞就撲通的掉入水中了，他很難過的大哭，結果河神就出現了，
養雞人:萬能的河神阿，我的雞掉進河裡了，你能幫我找嗎。
河神:請問你掉的是這隻金雞嗎?:
養雞人:不是的
河神:那這枝銀雞呢?
也不是。養雞人很堅定的說著
最後河神拿出了一隻很普通的雞，養雞人看到了，就說那隻才是他的，
結果河神因為它的誠實，把三隻雞都給了他。(金雞生金蛋，銀雞可以生銀蛋)
這個過程被依個隔壁壞心的養鴨人聽到了
於是他就抓著他們家的鴨子，也想要如法炮製一番。
當他經過那條河時，他就把手中的鴨子給丟了進去。
結果
呱呱! 鴨子就游走了
留下養鴨人ㄧ臉的錯愕
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52F：推 suinegoast:看到鴨子就猜到他會游走了,不過有創意還是給你個推! 07/12 10:56
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※ JOHNJJ:轉錄至看板 CCSH_91_320 07/13 07:22
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253F：推 Leeng:呱呱~ 留下我一臉錯愕 07/13 20:17
254F：→ wwman:鴨人家罵：x！河神：你要金的x還是銀的x呢？ 07/13 20:20
255F：推 chenguanwen:有笑有推~ 07/13 21:08
256F：推 QoiiwWe:其實我也想到歐陽豐xdd 07/14 00:23
257F：推 pinkflower:"有動物的笑話最好笑了!" 看到這句我也又笑了一次XDD 07/14 00:47
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259F：推 FirstAngel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 看到最後一句馬上笑出來 07/14 05:29
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261F：推 littlewanzz:很好笑阿 XDDD 07/14 13:09
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